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Guy on grindr was called farm boy so I messaged saying it’s pasture bedtime and he blocked me
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gays waiting for their grindr hookups to show up on halloween
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Cute Cashier at Trader Joe’s: Do you have a Grindr? Me: Uh... I just deleted it. Did you message me on there? Cashier: For the beans, do you have a grinder for the coffee beans. Me:
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A guy on Grindr last night asked me if I had nice feet and I said idk cus I’ve never been asked before but then I was feeling brave so I sent a picture and he said “they’re okay”
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In honor of JK Rowling stepping in it yet again, please enjoy the worst Grindr message I ever received:
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*logs into Grindr after a few weeks*
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My housemate went for a Grindr meet so I’ve just had a look on find friends and........ 😂😂
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grindr couple: 2 tops here, looking for a bottom me:
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No one: British guys on Grindr: 🇬🇧🇬🇧 British visiting 🇬🇧🇬🇧 I’m British and I’m visiting
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I was in the US this weekend and made out with a hot gay at a bar one night, who later contacted me on grindr where I found out he was a MAGA GAY
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I ordered a drink at Starbucks right now and then the barista rang me up but didn’t take my name so I said, “Oh did you need my name?” He goes “Nah, Philip, I know who you are. You and your bf never responded to me on Grindr. Next in line!” I. AM. DECEASED.
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when tinder gays meet grindr gays
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Message on Grindr: hey bud what’s up Me: not much buddy, hbu The NSA agent monitoring our phones:
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was using my dads phone to order food and a notification for grindr popped up goodbye
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my grindr hookup kicking me out of his place right after we finish having sex
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No one: My Grindr profile:
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When you travel to a hookup that’s more than a mile away on Grindr
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When a really hot guy messages me back on Grindr
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Every white gay on grindr
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when two bottoms text each other on Grindr
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tsa at airport: can I see your identification please? Sammy: i have my grindr profile, would that work?
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when I get caught checking grindr while visiting my family