The first month of 2023 is finally coming to an end and thank GOD because it felt like it was going on forever. Anyway, here are some hilarious tweets you probably missed from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!
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They just asked me to make an excel document at work, omg they’re onto me 😭
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Let’s gooooo is the male equivalent of slay
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watched family guy last night and why did they make this one background character so cunty
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“She’s just a friend” SHE FOLLOWS YOU ON SPOTIFY ??
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After 3 shots it’s my birthday too tf
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Troy Bolton was not going D1 I’m sorry 😭😭😭
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i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer
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she’s doing stick and pokes at my party on friday $5 each she takes venmo or cashapp
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“R u okay” bro the sky been grey for 3 weeks
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i hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly
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The actual writers behind the Velma show seeing mindy kailing get the lashings they should be getting:
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Love how you all are missing your 23 year old selves. I was 23 last year and I would shoot her with a gun
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A yt man came up to me at the bar and said “the way you fucked them chicken wings up was crazy”
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Kanye West in Julia Fox’s apartment
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‘Absolutely no worries if not!’ i have fucking tears in my eyes and i’m dry heaving
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If you can’t go on a walk without AirPods you need to factory reset your dopamine system
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If I call my apartment my "house" and you correct me, you a hater fr 😭
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https://t.co/JNTrdQiDOb
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one ticket please “for what movie?”
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nothing worse than introducing someone to your favorite piece of media only for them to end up liking it a bit too much. like back up a bit..
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So I mounted the tv in my room by myself 3 days ago and today it fell off the wall🥹
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My (27F) boyfriend (28M) won’t stop saying he’s “microdosing pants” whenever he wears shorts
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“here are 5 side hustles you should be doing to make passive income” have u considered the fact that i’m sleepy
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Are you guys doing a bit or do you fr like diet coke that much
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if benadryl bad why pink
28.
Growing up, I thought a $1M house was a mansion, and now, as an adult in 2023, I browse Zillow and the $1M house is just a regular house.
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teacher: “your mom is here you have a doctor appointment” middle school me:
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Guy who thinks bipoc stands for bisexual person of color
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One day, a guy went onto my IG and liked ALL my photos. I then DMed him saying “instead of doing all that, why don’t you just DM me and tell me you like me?”. He responded by saying “I don’t like you, I just like your content.” And proceeded to block me.
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i don’t like when the weed smell too strong im still a LADY
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If you have no hate in your heart… grow up. Look around you
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This guy at my gym has the biggest pecs I've ever seen, and today I overheard him ask Siri what 4 times 12 was. The perfect man.
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(Seeing old friends) We just don’t go to high school like we used to anymore
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this is hilarious they said just smile and werk boys
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LMFAOOO BRO IM DYING 😭😭
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when ur headache is pounding like a mf.
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On MLK day? https://t.co/brjnmYtKfc
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men do shrooms once and discover the same things 13 year old girls have discovered alone in their bedrooms
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rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift, skin bleaching
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they need to show this clip in acting schools
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How men look at you when you remind them they have a girlfriend.
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happy n—
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who tf is bo burnham i thought he was that animated depressed horse
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“It’s not that deep” I’ll kill you with my bare hands
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THE COLLECTIVE GASP MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD
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I gasped like I was in a gay slasher movie.
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why would he say this
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me high as fuck at the botanical gardens
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seeing people’s 2022 letterboxd stats having over 600 films logged
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i be lying to uber drivers saying “right here is perfect” knowing damn well i ain’t never been to this location nor do i know where the hell i am at