30 Twitter Jokes From This Month So Far That Are Already Some Of The Funniest Jokes Of 2022

    "Told a guy I had body dysmorphia and he said, 'I love sci-fi.'”

    2021 is now behind us, and though we're only halfway through January, there have already been tons of gems on Twitter. So enjoy some of the funniest tweets from this month so far!

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!


    1.

    Met an old guy with no bank account. When I asked him why he didn't have one he said "I just never got into that shit"

    Twitter: @fidharleus

    2.

    Fox / Twitter: @carlo_not_carlo

    3.

    im still tryna find out who her plug is

    Above the Influence / Twitter: @whosalex

    4.

    Almost broke my fingers blocking this man

    Twitter: @24kRose_

    5.

    Twitter: @madipilled

    6.

    Twitter: @Mr__Soto

    7.

    the lack of a backpack is sending like baby… you got an english paper due NEXT BLOCK!!!

    HBO / Twitter: @MEGTHEEDAYA

    8.

    The era where you dropped ya phone and ya battery flew out was just crazy.

    Twitter: @BriiFrm615

    9.

    Twitter: @tiktokbiblee

    10.

    This month I’m doing something called January, where I try to make it through every day of January

    Twitter: @juan_amayah

    11.

    sarah paulson when ryan murphy is planning a new show

    HBO / Twitter: @playingogo

    12.

    This pandemic never ending😭😭😭😭my mom is a middle school teacher and during class her student said “guess what Ms. Muhammad..come here i gotta tell u in ur ear” my mom was like “uhh ok” .. he said “my mama got covid🤫” LMFAOAOAOA BRUH PLS CHANGE THESE MFS BACK TO VIRTUAL FUCK

    Twitter: @layzchipz

    13.

    the interview process for writing an hbo series

    HBO / Twitter: @nikkibitching

    14.

    Twitter: @westernunion2k

    15.

    zendaya going from spider-man: no way home to the euphoria set

    Disney / Twitter: @talebyquincy

    16.

    Twitter: @goldfishfund

    17.

    the necklace Troy gave Gabriella https://t.co/PWAFkXVpvc

    Twitter: @willfulchaos

    18.

    Told a guy I had body dysmorphia and he said “I love sci fi”

    Twitter: @somaddysmith

    19.

    Every female lead in a scifi movie is like "my hair is short bc it's the future"

    Twitter: @katiehannigan

    20.

    the only unskilled worker is emily in paris

    Twitter: @lanadelslayee

    21.

    My BM slipped up and called me BAE I’m gettin my family back 💪🏾💯😂

    Twitter: @beanzfrmbk

    22.

    Twitter: @jaipaulfan

    23.

    Twitter: @tiktokbiblee

    24.

    so funny when recipe writers are like “this is a perfect one for those days when you have NOTHING in your fridge. so you’re gonna start with some leftover pulled pork”

    Twitter: @chunkbardey

    25.

    STOP asking me if the wine is dry it’s literally a liquid like are you DUMB

    Twitter: @babyscallop

    26.

    MGM Cartoons / Twitter: @kcxx__

    27.

    Twitter: @ak1raz1z

    28.

    When I crack open a seltzer at bedtime knowing full well I’m only gonna take two sips before I fall asleep

    Alamy / Sony Pictures Releasing / Twitter: @joeynova_nyc

    29.

    my red flag is that i do judge books by their covers and i won’t read one if it’s ugly

    Twitter: @moonyslibrary

    30.

    “can you explain this gap on ur resume” it was then that Jesus carried me

    Twitter: @zzdoublezz