We're already halfway through 2023, and there have been SO many hilarious jokes from Twitter this year already. Here are some tweets that will have you laughing for the rest of the year:
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My (27F) boyfriend (28M) won’t stop saying he’s “microdosing pants” whenever he wears shorts
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at what point do we start blaming the homie and NOT the hopper? 😕
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If you have no hate in your heart… grow up. Look around you
43.
This guy at my gym has the biggest pecs I've ever seen, and today I overheard him ask Siri what 4 times 12 was. The perfect man.
44.
this is hilarious they said just smile and werk boys
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One day, a guy went onto my IG and liked ALL my photos. I then DMed him saying “instead of doing all that, why don’t you just DM me and tell me you like me?”. He responded by saying “I don’t like you, I just like your content.” And proceeded to block me.
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men do shrooms once and discover the same things 13 year old girls have discovered alone in their bedrooms
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Let’s gooooo is the male equivalent of slay
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watched family guy last night and why did they make this one background character so cunty
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“She’s just a friend” SHE FOLLOWS YOU ON SPOTIFY ??
50.
After 3 shots it’s my birthday too tf
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i hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly
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Love how you all are missing your 23 year old selves. I was 23 last year and I would shoot her with a gun
54.
A yt man came up to me at the bar and said “the way you fucked them chicken wings up was crazy”
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‘Absolutely no worries if not!’ i have fucking tears in my eyes and i’m dry heaving
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If I call my apartment my "house" and you correct me, you a hater fr 😭
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https://t.co/JNTrdQiDOb
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i don’t like when the weed smell too strong im still a LADY
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How men look at you when you remind them they have a girlfriend.
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“It’s not that deep” I’ll kill you with my bare hands
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me high as fuck at the botanical gardens
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seeing people’s 2022 letterboxd stats having over 600 films logged
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DONT BUY RENAISSANCE TICKETS ON SHEIN
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completely wasted another day of the little time I have on earth
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she let me hit because in a past lifetime she also let me hit. we will always find each other, in any lifetime
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NO MY CRANBERRY SAUCE 😭😭
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this is what it feels like to go to the mall without stealing
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took an edible and did an entire ass load of laundry without detergent
69.
me realizing my clothes are still in the washing machine
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Y’all when you hit “notify anyway”
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hey! those are actually bananas. hope this helps ❤️ https://t.co/3qbPujJqHb
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“my DL frat bro SEDUCES me” okay, first of all you’re both wearing charli xcx t-shirts
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how do u as a gen z-er even start smoking cigarettes. the y2k aesthetic was never that serious
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i sometimes think ab this tiktok where the girl said „if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will comment ‚it‘s shein‘ under her post to force her to correct me“ and it’s still genius
75.
I am CRYING my roommate brought over a discreet hookup and was like “this is camp” explaining something and the guy is like what is camp and he says “it’s like when…. when you… dress as a hamburger… for example” I’m CRYING like hearing this convo is so funny.
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https://t.co/ck8sb7EYS1
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starting a movie after 10pm
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I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call
79.
“goat” is straight men’s way of saying mother
80.
white ppl snapped when they said “I don’t give a rat’s ass”
81.
At lunch with my team, we get our checks and togo boxes, one of my team members says to the waitress “Thank you lady nasty the food was delicious” she looked at us and said “It’s LaDynasty” I’m in here crying. Why would he think her name was Lady Nasty?
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Me in my own room laughing at my own jokes cuz I’m hilarious
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when my lima bean surgery is a sucesss
84.
hookup started giving himself a tour around my apartment after we finished and asked how much my rent was… please get out my house 😭
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me to my mum when she try to be my friend after she just did too much…
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Here's a knuckle sandwich https://t.co/OBs9VjsAI2
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when i was a kid i used to think adults were being patronizing when they said shit like "you're getting so big!" but now i'm in my thirties and i have a lot more friends who have kids and let me tell you something those fuckers are gettin bigger than hell
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And then there were 4
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me staring at my reflection in every mirror i come across
90.
When the water bottle pops in the middle of the night
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slut era (i literally only want him) but slut era
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whoever told netflix that part 1 and 2 was a good idea for tv shows should get fired
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Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs
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"Summer is better than winter" The summer:
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World War II Home Front Museum, St. Simons, Georgia
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They just asked me to make an excel document at work, omg they’re onto me 😭
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i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer
101.
nothing worse than introducing someone to your favorite piece of media only for them to end up liking it a bit too much. like back up a bit..
102.
So I mounted the tv in my room by myself 3 days ago and today it fell off the wall🥹
103.
Are you guys doing a bit or do you fr like diet coke that much
104.
if benadryl bad why pink
105.
teacher: “your mom is here you have a doctor appointment” middle school me:
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Guy who thinks bipoc stands for bisexual person of color
107.
rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift, skin bleaching
108.
they need to show this clip in acting schools
109.
I gasped like I was in a gay slasher movie.
111.
i be lying to uber drivers saying “right here is perfect” knowing damn well i ain’t never been to this location nor do i know where the hell i am at
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My phone
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me anxious as fck walking past a group of teenage boys https://t.co/XLRzb6cZys
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this took 15 seconds to load and was worth the wait
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"Just one more episode"
117.
Early 2000s movies were like “this is a high school sophomore”
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“Are you vers?” Idk, sometimes.
119.
needed a break from her
120.
everything feels like over sharing these days. I could be writing something like “I’m hungry” then delete cause nobody needs to know that
121.
“hung4hung” you people are so selfish..
122.
when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution
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me: *telling what i think is a hilarious story from my childhood* friend: i’m so sorry that happened to you
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*there is gay porn in the search engine on the family computer 13yr old me:
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Has anybody else noticed appetizer and entrees are the same damn price???
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