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    25 Food "Crimes" People Have Actually Committed

    Suddenly, I'm not hungry.

    Recently, Reddit user jordwumble asked other users, "What is a clear and objective food crime that people are getting away with because we're fighting about pineapple pizza?"

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    A bunch of people started ratting out themselves or other people for the heinous food crimes they've committed. Here are the most disturbing replies:

    1. "I have a friend who puts ketchup on cake."

    β€”caratburger

    Fox

    2. "I once witnessed a friend just throw half a tub of mayo in her bowl of rice."

    β€”bootycrusst

    3. "My local restaurant once served mozzarella pizza with marshmallows."

    β€”dippis98

    4. "My cousin ate a ketchup sandwich and dipped it in his coffee."

    β€”teapotpourri

    NBC

    5. "My stepdad knew a man who loved ranch dressing so much that he mixed it with water and drank it."

    β€”ashfuckyoutoothen

    6. "I was bored and tried putting ketchup on pancakes and it was actually amazing."

    β€”strangegurl44

    CBS

    7. "I think a slightly sweet beer in some plain or Honey Nut Cheerios is game-changing!"

    β€”WordVoodoo

    8. "My brother eats mayonnaise and Nutella sandwiches."

    β€”Centurydragonforge

    9. "When I was a kid, I used to dip cheese sandwiches into strawberry milkshakes."

    β€”RevisionistMystery

    Bravo

    10. "I actually started drinking milk mixed with Pepsi after watching it happen on Laverne & Shirley reruns as a kid."

    β€”WorkIsDumbSoAmI

    11. "I caught my friend eating chocolate ice cream mixed with mayonnaise."

    β€”RedSaucin

    HBO

    12. "My dad puts shredded cheese on pears."

    β€”therealfindawg1029

    13. "I put soy sauce on grapes."

    β€”Sethleoric

    14. "I've seen someone dip Oreos in orange juice."

    β€”booksoverppl

    The CW

    15. "I had a roommate who would eat raw onions like they were apples."

    β€”silver_blade001

    16. "As a kid, I loved orange juice and I loved chocolate milk so I tried drinking Hershey's syrup and orange juice."

    β€”mybustersword

    Fox

    17. "I have an aunt that always uses sugar instead of salt in mashed potatoes."

    β€”burmsrock

    18. "I had a friend stay with me and he would put ketchup and mustard on every Pringles chip he ate."

    β€”younghustleam

    19. "It physically hurts when I see people covering their entire pizza slice with ketchup."

    β€”Seiren-

    Netflix

    20. "I've seen a girl put mayonnaise and pickles on her pizza. I was absolutely disgusted."

    β€”Th3_R3tr0

    21. "I used to eat peanut butter and Sriracha sandwiches."

    β€”OsumPossum

    22. "I used to put ice cream on rice."

    β€”sathiee

    The CW

    23. "I put cooked quinoa in chocolate milk."

    β€”elctrcty

    24. "My girlfriend loves to eat banana and mayonnaise sandwiches, and she thinks nothing is wrong with it but it sounds terrible."

    β€”Peach_Baby666

    E!

    25. "My friend will have a bowl of Cap'n Crunch with milk in it, and put a scoop of mayo in it."

    β€”Neqlectzzz

    Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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