1.
This person who should've just opened with "How are you?":
2.
This person who couldn't flirt to save their life:
3.
This person who thought money could buy obedience:
4.
This person who poured their heart out via email:
5.
This rideshare driver who crossed the line with a passenger:
6.
This person who got their hopes up after getting this message from a crush:
7.
This person who invited a Tinder match to an awful first date:
8.
This person whose corny pickup line worked...kinda:
9.
This person who has weirdly specific tastes in women:
10.
This person who was way too mad about "carrying the conversation":
11.
This person who should crop their friend out of their dating profile pictures:
12.
This person who got shut down but had the audacity to ask for the other person's friend's number:
13.
This person who was suffering badly from unrequited love:
14.
This person who thought they got ghosted:
16. This person who sent a message to the wrong person and received much-needed advice:
18.
This person who lost a date after going too far:
19.
This person who asked a suggestive question and did not get the answer they hoped for:
20.
This person who took a shot and missed:
21.
And lastly, this person whose pickup line flopped hard: