1.
This person who must've never seen "first and foremost" written out:
2.
This person who thought that cereal wasn't vegan if it had protein in it:
3.
This person who got this expression wrong their whole life:
4.
This person who should never enter a spelling bee:
5.
This person who insisted that "crochet" and "knit" were synonyms:
6.
These people who assumed that honey must actually be really good for babies if the FDA advised parents against it:
7.
This person who could not do math to save their life:
8.
This person who got too deep into conspiracy theories:
9.
This person who claimed the sun isn't real:
10.
This person who was doing too much when they went out to eat:
11.
This person who thought "parachute" was three words:
12.
This person who knew they said something off:
13.
This person who had no idea how biology worked:
14.
This person who was against toothpaste:
15.
This person who explained why infidelity is good for couples:
16.
And this person who didn't understand how cheese was made:
