I can't believe that we're halfway through September and only have a few months left in 2022. This month has been very eventful so far and, as usual, Twitter was at its best. Here are some of the best tweets from the month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh, so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
“the film received a 12min standing ovation” ok ? maybe they were clapping bc it was finally over
2.
reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment
4.
“Urgently hiring” sounds like y’all got too much going on for me to come work for y’all.
6.
*scooby voice* serving runt
7.
the game of telephone: https://t.co/hJXAJ9KShU
8.
he gagged her a bit
9.
hey do you need any help in the kitchen?? please say no please say no please say no
10.
i’m crying 😭😭😭😭
11.
if timothée chalamet's name was timothy he wouldn't have a career
12.
This is how it feels to be high at the mall walking by people
13.
me: i could kiII someone with this stone 2 birds: *nervously* who
15.
“You’ll never meet a bitch like me again” GOOD
16.
My friends : yo are you down to drin- Me :
17.
“soo i did a thing”
18.
thanks to therapy i now have the courage to ask out my therapist
19.
My friends are all either gay people, or extremely hot girls who could be described as “intense”. Or both
20.
Unemployed people on Sunday be like damn I got breakfast tomorrow
21.
do I have a “praise kink?” i mean yeah i am a person
22.
me inside jean jacket looking for steven yeun so i can fuck
23.
Why are Plan B pills so hard to open? The clock is ticking, I don’t have time to waste dilly dallying with the package!
25.
meghan markle:
26.
I told my mama the Queen died, she talking about “LATIFAH ????” 😭😭😭 girl
27.
POV: u sent ur mom a funny tiktok
28.
moments where the actor wasn’t acting
30.
bye
31.
my dad 😭
32.
my friends: “i’m not a hater but-” me: “don’t worry i am”