You know it's that time of the month again! The time where I share the funniest tweets from the most recent weeks. Please enjoy this month's selection of cream-of-the-crop jokes.
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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Babes ur not horny, you just need to pee, go piss girl
2.
I’m gonna do it idc
3.
me staring at my reflection in every mirror i come across
4.
When the water bottle pops in the middle of the night
5.
Got so drunk I don’t even remember sending this last night
6.
slut era (i literally only want him) but slut era
7.
“hung4hung” you people are so selfish..
8.
everything feels like over sharing these days. I could be writing something like “I’m hungry” then delete cause nobody needs to know that
9.
austin butler talked in that accent for so long just to lose the oscar
10.
why do sexy people (me) have to go through so much
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i was only obsessed w ppl i was dating when i was unemployed so my solution for y’all still checkin likes is to get a job
13.
me: *telling what i think is a hilarious story from my childhood* friend: i’m so sorry that happened to you
14.
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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she was just saying shit
17.
when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution
18.
whoever told netflix that part 1 and 2 was a good idea for tv shows should get fired
19.
thirty minutes in here would fix me
20.
“I miss you” Me trying to figure out who’s number this is:
21.
Thinking about "SALAD IN A PASTY???"
22.
“would you like to round up your total of $19.97 to the nearest dollar for charity?”
23.
cocaine bear but it takes 2 melatonin gummies instead
24.
your suitcase does NOT belong on the bed - at any point in time.
25.
Lindsay Lohan when she woke up Friday morning
26.
just saw two men leave the same bathroom stall
27.
Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs