56 Things People Posted On The Internet This Month That I Laughed At Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Hard
"My eyebrow piercing fell out, and my mom looked up to the sky and thanked Jesus. I'm so mad right now."
Somehow, another year has flown right by and we only have a month left in 2023. With time going by so quickly, you might've missed some of these hilarious tweets from this month. Enjoy!
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1.
one thing about me is i will always take the opportunity to turn a tiny little unnoticeable pimple into an oozing gaping wound that will scar my face for months to come
— mar (@itsmariannnna) November 24, 2023
2.
someone died at my job today and the paramedics were fine asf
— ً (@cryst6l) November 18, 2023
3.
gay doctor asked me if i was a top, bottom, or “no fun at all” pic.twitter.com/Ci622rcYvX
— andrés 🗿 (@d4dfur) November 17, 2023
4.
joan of arc was only 19 when they burned her alive… she should’ve been at the club
— dua (@ijbolistani) November 18, 2023
5.
the one time i tried to go on a thanksgiving cousin walk nobody would smoke with me so i finished a joint by myself and got so paranoid that i went back inside and told my mother that i was so sorry for what me being born did to her life
— ivy ✡︎ (@wolktress) November 20, 2023
7.
my eyebrow piercing fell out and my mom looked up to the sky and thanked jesus im so mad rn
— ange! (@v0dkabooty) November 24, 2023
8.
How do I politely ask my boyfriend to stop saying our dog “ain’t no diva”
— Costco Hotdog (@gayspud) November 20, 2023
9.
I hate it here pic.twitter.com/6y3xuMGN5u
— michael (@kresnxk) November 19, 2023
10.
me after coughing my lungs out from a fat hit pic.twitter.com/m2G6VpvMiR
— ♌︎ (@dankingorb) November 27, 2023
11.
this is how it feels to redownload hinge btw pic.twitter.com/Noy9QBoQHX
— Mike’s Mic Charts (@mikesmicYT) November 20, 2023
12.
Going to somebody else’s family’s thanksgiving and just doing this the whole time pic.twitter.com/CQLF2TYFIh
— 🏊♀️ (@guess_what_mimi) November 21, 2023
13.
Me refusing to leave his house in the middle of the night. I’ll leave in the morning like a lady. pic.twitter.com/1VIBMCEhUW
— ‘𝟾𝟶𝚜 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 𝙷𝚘𝚎 (@Thackerybinx86) November 22, 2023
14.
one time i panicked and said “p for prostitution” https://t.co/5YT1cs2e75
— Glow✰ (@gIowiny) November 22, 2023
15.
Y’all not tired of eating like Pit bulls? https://t.co/NjRvhEHtXb
— ENNY🤎 (@FinesseEness) November 23, 2023
16.
I love that Hinge’s slogan is “designed to be deleted.” Right you are, Hinge!! It was perfectly designed to make me feel so demoralized, so utterly hopeless, so ego-shattered that in order to save my own life I have no choice but to banish it from my phone forever
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) November 22, 2023
17.
Thanksgiving is at my place this year and my mother came over to cook. I ran to the store for her, and when I came back she said “I was just about to call you to buy a turkey baster, but I found one under the sink” tell me why she was using MY DOUCHE ! pic.twitter.com/RCAlCp33Nd
— kev . (@OhKevinGee_) November 23, 2023
18.
my aunt said she was thankful for the best family in the world and I said “when are they coming?” and it MURDERED
— Zach Zimmerman (@zzdoublezz) November 23, 2023
19.
my aunt said my little cousin couldn’t watch his ipad during thanksgiving dinner and he threw this pie at the floor 😭 pic.twitter.com/ANT2LM9nMv
— Alex (@hannahtheebaker) November 23, 2023
20.
We just found out my grandma has been lying about having a dementia diagnosis for over a year for attention omg stunt queen pic.twitter.com/yJZtFmncga
— Jenni Tolls 🎱 (@jenni__tolls) November 23, 2023
21.
turkeys getting taken out of the oven in american households today
— leon (@skyferrori) November 23, 2023
pic.twitter.com/ENnUqG2fks
22.
me at thanksgiving dinner pic.twitter.com/J6FVAP5qbs
— I'm 6’7 (@taylorprobably) November 24, 2023
23.
accidentally said that man is fine around my mother and she said “right” then caught it….we just staring at each other
— jayden (@boyfronte) November 24, 2023
24.
Booked a restaurant for my anniversary. They called me and told me the restaurant burnt down… pic.twitter.com/KOMfAsJaeI
— paramore stan account (@itsjustfatimah) November 24, 2023
26.
Gym boyfriend is here with his REAL boyfriend pic.twitter.com/sT8uLpCoNZ
— L (@pastaxprince) November 25, 2023
28.
this haircut is PISSING ME AWFFFFFFF!!! pic.twitter.com/RjDWsWTIFu
— zach (@zachbreechen) November 25, 2023
29.
Just got a “sorry too young for me” on Grindr pic.twitter.com/qyTe865K2o
— 🇵🇸 (@midosommar) November 26, 2023
30.
her: u better not be inheriting the earth when i get home
— sword gf (@punishedgarage) November 27, 2023
my meek ass: pic.twitter.com/IyiIH0AT7u
31.
It’s literally data pic.twitter.com/vKT2cly3Px
— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) November 29, 2023
32.
when a straight person’s spotify wrapped comes up on the timeline pic.twitter.com/r1ca8hx4dW
— stephen (@StephenOssola) November 29, 2023
33.
when a weird guy is hot it’s rlly cool but when a hot guy is weird it’s seriously so scary
— rev (@wallyworrld_) November 14, 2023
34.
having gay roommates is so unserious bc what do you mean “we should watch every live performance of god is a woman and rank them” NO we should do the dishes
— jimmy (@jimmyoutsold) November 14, 2023
35.
how it feels using all of my willpower to not say “this is just like sex and the city” every 3 minutes while getting lunch with friends pic.twitter.com/olIpHLJQuG
— mothman (@grantisdumb) November 14, 2023
36.
Me after reading the sentence “This isn’t your Mother’s Mean Girls” pic.twitter.com/GQTmRtpmrC
— Jon (@prasejeebus) November 8, 2023
37.
My hanging plants whenever I water them pic.twitter.com/Z4HahhEC2W
— BAD BRO (@brotaminz) November 15, 2023
38.
this is literally the greatest way to end a convo https://t.co/KoMQFrCuzd
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) November 14, 2023
39.
me every time I smoke pic.twitter.com/ScvEBVlrSu
— miss maryjane (@thegassery) November 11, 2023
40.
if you were raised by a “burgers are just as good without the bun” mom you may be entitled to financial compensation for the psychological damage you endured
— latke (@latkedelrey) November 14, 2023
41.
Sooo cold outside… UNIQLO Heattech save me. Save me UNIQLO Heattech…
— meg (@banhmigoddess) November 14, 2023
42.
https://t.co/mO87OuIDjM pic.twitter.com/DWb02TOhfC
— mioko ☆ (@G1RLSLUVMIYO) November 14, 2023
43.
me meeting rihanna pic.twitter.com/tFy0g5G1kW
— leon 🌟 (@witchdaddio) November 4, 2023
44.
when someone insults me but it’s actually a pretty creative one that i’ve never heard before pic.twitter.com/fmwIF4W1u7
— 𝕽 (@lowkyric) November 3, 2023
45.
customers starting to call me by my name now… pic.twitter.com/R70ts4CE5c
— ❒ (@RlCKYRAGE) November 14, 2023
46.
8AM before 7AM on
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) November 5, 2023
your 9-5 your day off pic.twitter.com/k0gi9Siugz
47.
calling it a situationship is crazy when the situation is they dont want u
— ✦ eve ✦ (@impossiblyeve) November 12, 2023
48.
Landlords rule pic.twitter.com/0VUhwXIxtT
— Female Riddler ꧁꧂ (@hornymermaid69) November 3, 2023
49.
“Unlimited PTO” when a real live laugh lover shows up …. pic.twitter.com/yY6rrx0sRi
— Nordic Latté Dad (@cantquitballing) November 10, 2023
50.
Taylor Swift has a man flying overseas to see her and I can’t even get a text back
— 💫 (@heyjaeee) November 12, 2023
My friend: yea you’re also not worth a billion dollars pic.twitter.com/vnfE5bfJPe
51.
when u smile at a baby in public and they smiles back pic.twitter.com/t18nsI5Sg4
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) November 4, 2023
52.
if u on a party flyer, u jus too deep in the streets for me
— marky mark (@MARKYTRENICE) October 26, 2023
53.
Hormones? I sure hope she does
— ugh (@ughfinewhatever) November 7, 2023
54.
How i be staring at the customer while neither of us acknowledge we went to High School together for 4 years pic.twitter.com/xR3C5f75Gl
— Jared (@Name3309) November 3, 2023
55.
me: *on a date* i’m from a broken home
— leon 🌟 (@witchdaddio) November 4, 2023
bob the builder: *bites lip* how broken
56.
post-indeed clarity when you close the app and ur like "man I hope the oyster shucker job doesn't reach out"
— 5g bri (@c0wboykid) November 20, 2023