28 Tweets From February So Far That Have No Business Being This Funny

    "Burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny. Like, okay, I guess the whole farm’s here."

    We're now halfway through February, and there have already been a handful of hilarious jokes from Twitter this month! There's no way you'll read all of these without chuckling, so enjoy!

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!

    1.

    hey! those are actually bananas. hope this helps ❤️ https://t.co/3qbPujJqHb

    Twitter: @imbtchzz

    2.

    BEYONCÉ DID NOT JUST LOOSE AOTY TO HARRY STYLES IN BLACK HISTORY MONTH ??? #GRAMMYs

    Bravo / Twitter: @ksthoughtss

    3.

    burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok guess the whole farm’s here

    Twitter: @raunchonpizza

    4.

    “my DL frat bro SEDUCES me” okay, first of all you’re both wearing charli xcx t-shirts

    Twitter: @notn1co

    5.

    A24 / Twitter: @letterboxdauras

    6.

    big time rush is such a funny band name cause what does that mean

    Twitter: @arcanecovet

    7.

    if you clubbing in -22 weather I’m gonna need you to consider the fact you may have a problem 😭😭😭😭

    Twitter: @Livilovesjc

    8.

    I’m not arguing with a man who has brown eyes, long lashes, or a big nose. Whatever you say beautiful

    Twitter: @HeavenSentMel

    9.

    Twitter: @bluepantheress

    10.

    how do u as a gen z-er even start smoking cigarettes. the y2k aesthetic was never that serious

    Twitter: @Vloids

    11.

    y'all so desperate to tell folks you got Beyoncé tickets that you're posting barcodes. now when you show up at the stadium and can't get in cause I'm in your seat.

    PBS / Twitter: @sicksadke

    12.

    i sometimes think ab this tiktok where the girl said „if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will comment ‚it‘s shein‘ under her post to force her to correct me“ and it’s still genius

    Twitter: @brendahashtag

    13.

    I am CRYING my roommate brought over a discreet hookup and was like “this is camp” explaining something and the guy is like what is camp and he says “it’s like when…. when you… dress as a hamburger… for example” I’m CRYING like hearing this convo is so funny.

    Twitter: @babycupid777

    14.

    FOX / Twitter: @pvrekhs

    15.

    It happened to me AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU: I was hanging out with 2 people and the one I know better left the room for a few minutes

    Twitter: @markedly

    16.

    therapist told me my inner bully is one of the harshest she’s encountered

    HBO  / Twitter: @jmouur

    17.

    Twitter: @heyyitsjanea

    18.

    Twitter: @soapyhadid

    19.

    “goat” is straight men’s way of saying mother

    Twitter: @rvmugler

    20.

    I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call

    Twitter: @caithuls

    21.

    what my pizza rolls see when i'm drunk AF in my kitchen at 2 am after a night out

    NFL /  Twitter: @BBSpiceRat

    22.

    before WHAT???? https://t.co/kERvGPcYM9

    Fox / Twitter: @aaleeyuh1st

    23.

    Twitter: @exhaleholdtight

    24.

    I do NOT want to see no sad stuff on Valentine’s Day. You knew that man had a man.

    Twitter: @niicole__nicole

    25.

    Twitter: @neelsalami

    26.

    Twitter: @northstardoll

    27.

    me liking tweets that contradict the other tweets i liked

    Twitter: @noimkilIingboys

    28.

    Wtf is a “W2 “ Im literally a girl

    Twitter: @normalgirl222