Simply Just 52 Viral Tweets That Made Me Laugh Really Hard This Month
"The housing market ain’t collapsing quick enough for me. I want to see mortgages on SHEIN."
August came as quickly as it went, and somehow, there are only a few weeks left of summer 😞. Before fall starts, take a look at some of the funniest tweets from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
I don’t understand how I’m supposed to text everyone back AND have a job
— Lucy Prebble (@lucyprebblish) August 29, 2023
2.
elementary school was crazy bc why was everybody throwing up
— kie (@criminalplaza) August 30, 2023
3.
it’s abt to start getting cold .. I need to pick my fav liar and settle down
— gen ⍤ (@genmnz) August 26, 2023
4.
some big dude covered in tattoos smoking a cigar infront of my apartment “hey idk if anyone has ever told you but…. you are phenomenal at parallel parking — I’ve seen you a few times like ‘she ain’t gonna make it’ and then you do, incredible”
— alex (@miaowlex) August 20, 2023
5.
when we saw barbie my bf was chuckling along during the bit where the barbies are distracting the kens w/ Men Things until it got to the barbie who was like “i just keep all my money in a savings account...” & then he turned to look at me with horror in his eyes
— bk (@uncooljerk) August 19, 2023
6.
when i explained to my grandma that im bi she was like so you part time gay
— BLOCKI (@beammeupblocki) August 18, 2023
7.
housing market ain’t collapsing quick enough for me. I want to be seeing mortgages on SHEIN.
— eddie flynn (@manlikekofii) August 20, 2023
8.
}^^{%]#]]#????💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/r3IgLQZ2Xv
— sai | simon (@SaiB0i) August 20, 2023
9.
how it felt getting up after the easter mass in school pic.twitter.com/PeAZu9IO7o
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) August 25, 2023
11.
lost my drivers license and got carded at the abbey and told the bouncer “look at my eyes….i was alive for 9/11” and now i’m in :)
— laura j. brown (@laurjbrown) August 21, 2023
12.
a fucked up scary thing about older christians is how a lot of them truly, deeply believe their big emotions and strong opinions come directly from god when they actually came from lead poisoning.
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) August 20, 2023
13.
so u hate bitches with seasonal depression https://t.co/WkEg8ZzzgV
— ✽tink✽ (@arcanecovet) August 24, 2023
14.
One thing about me. idgaf about space exploration
— Маделейн . (@normalmadeline) August 28, 2023
15.
“it's up to you”, please don’t stress me out like this. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— 𝖓𝖎𝖒. (@httpsnimroood) August 27, 2023
16.
friends that check up on you >>> pic.twitter.com/WQ5T6REjla
— 𝔐⚘ (@CheemaWRLD) August 28, 2023
17.
when someone drop me home and drive off before i get inside pic.twitter.com/TSXpuU8oXD
— Invis🍒 (@invis4yo) August 29, 2023
18.
I’m never gonna “well my therapist said” on social media cause I’m the one that paid that copay and y’all not getting healed on my dime!
— WINNER OF “MUTE” ATL NGT 1 (@thatgirlbamz) August 29, 2023
19.
grad school is kinda a step below unemployment like what the fuck are u doing
— tyler (@tyler02020202) August 14, 2023
20.
oh it is NEVER that serious pic.twitter.com/0Q830OxWcM
— Alex (@fulmiez) August 14, 2023
21.
The downfall of modern civilization began when Pharrell released Happy
— luxx noir london ⋆｡°✩ (@luxxnoirlondon) August 14, 2023
22.
sorry karl marx i want to buy things
— baimbi (@dumbsoftheart) August 14, 2023
23.
this is like if someone rescued a book from the library of alexandria as it was burning https://t.co/GL0785xove
— wiLL (@willfulchaos) August 14, 2023
25.
a few years ago i was unemployed and had nothing to live for so i spent an entire month sleeping in until 2pm and rewatching gossip girl. the experience was so enjoyable that i sometimes just stop and reminisce like it were an old lover. that was MY year of rest and relaxation
— bk (@uncooljerk) August 13, 2023
26.
homosexuals will need two hours to get ready and show up in shorts and a tank top
— Tar Heel Gay (@CarolinaHomo) August 13, 2023
28.
3 year olds once they turn 4: https://t.co/W4ZfH2dkuQ
— angel delight (@ghoulhag) August 12, 2023
29.
me after naming 5 things i can see 4 things i can feel 3 things i can hear 2 things i can smell 1 thing i can taste https://t.co/NZM8gQBA8s
— riley (@rileyyanned) August 12, 2023
30.
Rich folks I dog sit for have switched to Hulu with ads. The recession is here beloved
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) August 13, 2023
31.
good morning pic.twitter.com/SgyJTW8F6r
— CEO of Super Serve Store (@servestoreCEO) August 12, 2023
33.
my bf thinking ima use my brain when im with him is funny like sorry bae shes turned off for the night
— sarah (@heavenbrat) August 10, 2023
35.
if anything bad ever happened to me while filming a reality tv show i would simply start singing Taylor Swift at full volume. they’re never getting those rights, they’re never getting that footage 💞
— Twink Trash (@twinktrash_) August 9, 2023
36.
my daughter said she really wants to get baptized. I was surprised & asked her why & she said “I just love water mom.” LMFAO ??
— B 🦋 (@DontWorryBoutB) August 6, 2023
37.
“can my friend take a bump too” pic.twitter.com/SuLioUdDFL
— urfavgemini (@geminif33d) August 6, 2023
38.
Bottoms will say “in my top era” and it’s because they have a fissure pic.twitter.com/N0dThFboTr
— jock pussy✨ (@MikeBorses) August 4, 2023
39.
This is what I would swear on if I were ever elected President pic.twitter.com/P935QtIMgo
— Derrick Holt (@TheDerrickHolt) August 2, 2023
40.
I call my girl JFK because her head is explosive
— marshall country mart (@marshallvore) August 2, 2023
41.
*talking with HR about benefits* so when do i get the $401,000?
— mir.i.am (@jewbyboobie) August 2, 2023
42.
Not gone lie I woulda ate his food and gave him a grilled cheese https://t.co/DyFs4PUmcJ
— MISS LEO (@_BeautyisNAE) August 2, 2023
44.
r u okay babe ur barely releasing ur inhibitions and feeling the rain on ur skin
— ☆ laney baby ☆ (@laneybabyart) August 9, 2023
45.
my mom and me at the doctors pic.twitter.com/1D0FJCMfR5
— tijana (@incillianwetrst) August 3, 2023
46.
i don't think they do. i think they were banished here https://t.co/G9RFvwwFVs
— indie cindy (@ghosterina) August 7, 2023
47.
love using “streets are saying” during a convo when I just made up that info myself like the streets is just me
— ☻ (@thecoolarchive) August 1, 2023
48.
My work ethic after lunch pic.twitter.com/iZCQsOEc90
— Aladdin (@FxckArmy) August 2, 2023
49.
it is actually so funny that they had to film red white and royal blue on a budget of $20 and a dream because the summer i turned pretty requires a minimum of nine taylor swift songs per episode
— grace (@amandayoungdyke) August 13, 2023
51.
nobody:
— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) August 3, 2023
me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme
52.
My entire life is depending on that 2nd puberty at 25 everyone talks about
— Des (@dandysm0tt) August 4, 2023