2022 is almost over, and it's been quite an eventful year. But in the darkest moments, Twitter was still providing us the laughs we so desperately needed. So, enjoy these super viral tweets that'll make you giggle endlessly.
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"
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STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day
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me when i open the google doc and my editor is in there making changes
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crazy how every time you go on a walk it’s like ohhh that’s why i’m alive
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since we’re grown now who was behind those damn clown costumes back in 2016
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why ppl named “deborah” always go by “deb” and never “bruh”
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The things I see on the way to school
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The student in me left March 13th,2020 I ain’t been the same since
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in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle
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got arrested at a dababy concert they searched my bag and found 13 tomatoes
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the word "ew" coming out of a pretty girl's mouth holds so much power... it could tear apart nations i think
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people will call anime weird then watch 27 year olds play highschoolers on netflix
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Why do kids cough like that? Tongue out, mouth wide open with not a hand in sight 😭
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We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day
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my bank blocked my card because of a security threat. it was me, buying a mattress, at 2 am. i am my own biggest threat
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if i ask you to take pics of me and you start tilting the camera just hand me my phone back
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I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion
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writers love saying things like "he had a toothy grin" what is a toothy grin. just making shit up. "he walked feetily into the kitchen" that's how you sound
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hateful ass fish
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always feel like everyone else at the grocery store is doing a better job at grocery shopping than me
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Why are all podcasts “two best friends” I want a podcast that’s Two sworn enemies. Just two bitches that absolutely hate each other
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“euphoria day!!” there used to be a time were sundays were for GOD
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i’m never “coming out” to anyone ever again. if you can’t tell i’m a little gay then that’s on you
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Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.
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interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume me: yes that's when i didn't have a job
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College was so fun because everyone was so supportive of whatever lie you were telling about yourself
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Not having had covid yet is starting to feel like a new type of virginity
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Disney made turning 16 such a big deal I turned 16 and my life went to shit
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phone so dry i be checking tomorrow’s weather
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I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 💀💀💀🤣🤣😂
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I'm not downloading no new apps, if Twitter and tik tok dies that's it I'm fucking free
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one time in college i was so mad a guy rejected me i updated my facebook status to "who even really cares" and it wasn't until a week later i realized i posted that on the anniversary of 9/11
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therapy is not enough. i need to fight my dad
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every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men
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if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand
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(about to invent gargoyles) babe the cathedral looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak on the roof.
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my mom finally figured out what the grammys are
38.
I shit you not a woman is watching Shrek next me on the tube loudly from her phone and I looked over at it and she turned her phone so I could also watch Shrek
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If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened
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A hot guy at my job asked me if I had any plans and I told him 15 because I thought he said plants
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mfs in new york be like “i take the train to school” ight harry potter
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i don’t understand why white ppl would want to use AAVE when they have terms like “watch it buster” or “oh for pete’s sake”, or my personal favorite “why i oughta”, these are so fun to hear
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catholic school be like "no long hair for boys" meanwhile there is a picture of a boy with long hair for boys in every classroom. And hes like the main boy
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electricity went out and i had a small meltdown at work today
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When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to “clear my mind” .. now!? These thoughts living with me.
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Called my landlord bc I smelled gas and he came over and turned my stovetop burner off
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rejected my coworker and he put his two weeks in…🧍🏻♀️
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My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”
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drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is
51.
For the first time in my nyc career, a rat tried to climb up my leg. I appreciate thoughts, prayers and privacy during this time of self evaluation and grief. Thank you.
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I have my therapist HOOKED. Time was up and he said he really wanted to hear more 😂😭😭
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Just saw someone say they got the ick from the way their bfs body flailed around when they got in a car crash
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If this doesnt work I give up
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My TAX RETURN so SMALL the H&R BLOCK lady just pulled the MONEY out HER PURSE☹️😩😩
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Came to my parents house, seen they was cleaning the garage out, i kept driving. I aint sign up for that today lol
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I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if I lit the store on fire with him in it
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I’ll never forget, a week after quarantine started, I sneezed in the grocery store and a man two aisles over yelled “AW HELL NAWL”
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Just heard a woman yell “noooo my phone” from inside a porta potty. Wishing her nothing but the best.
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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
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accidentally said “medium” at Starbucks and the barista started crying at the register because they were so understaffed
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at work today i served a little girl some ice cream, and her mom says “honey, what do u say?” And she looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love u” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque
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I think the funniest assembly I ever went to in high school was when they brought in this former crack addict to warn us about the dangers of smoking crack but it was super obvious how much he missed smoking crack
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haven’t gone back to the gym since i kept using my phone and someone asked me if it’s fingers day
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me, garfield’s vet: feeding him WHAT
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*changing sex positions* now let’s do a silly one
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That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT
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you think Sigmund Freud’s friends were ever like “hey man shut the fuck up”
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My manager sharing her screen and she’s looking for jobs 💀
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i love seeing goths in normal situations like wyd at the dentist girl!
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Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.
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i let the hibachi chef squirt sake in my mouth and my boyfriend told me find my own ride home???????
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when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution
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I called my job from jail to tell them why i couldn’t make it. They freaking bailed me out and made me come to work!😭
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“I thrifted it” girl please tell me wtf the tag says
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Me staring at my man when he asks me what I wanna eat
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one cool thing about dating men in your twenties is that you get to experience motherhood
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scrambled eggs for breakfast 😋
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idk girls i think i like him
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moments where the actor wasn’t acting
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“soo i did a thing”
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Why are Plan B pills so hard to open? The clock is ticking, I don’t have time to waste dilly dallying with the package!
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he gagged her a bit
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reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment
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omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions
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how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it
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I should call her
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I tried to run away with her vape…
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My coworker started crying because her boyfriend broke up with her through a text and my manager said “that’s why we stay off our phones at work” 😂
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thinking about when i worked in topshop fitting rooms, and i was SO bored on a dead morning that i got down on floor and pretended i’d fainted so i could get sent home, but nobody came so i had to stand back up and finish my shift
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“i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” y’all not real haters fr
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me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?”
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when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”
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You’re never going to own a house, order the avocado toast
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me creating a playlist
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Breaking up after 9 years? I will see you tomorrow
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burning sage & my mama talm bout, "I can’t breathe😭". I bet you can’t demon
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My elbow watching me do a full skin care routine on my face.
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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second