If Toy Story Weren't A Kids Movie

How Woody would actually deal with life if Disney weren't in control.

1. How to react to the activities occurring next door.

2. How to deal with demanding electronic women.

3. How to control yourself when interacting with a sexy plastic sherperdess.

"There's a snake in my boot!"

4. How to speak to those dumbass toys when they decide it's a good idea to go to Sunnyside.

5. How to disguise your bodily movement with a semi-believable face.

6. How to address the white stains on that dress of hers.

7. How to respond to your first interaction with a female.

8. And how to respond when a friend of yours introduces you to a website your mother wouldn't approve of.

9. How to build that bromance of yours.

10. How to deal with that new popular kid at school.