1. This is Demetri Martin. He’s a person and he’s funny, see..
2. He has a book with a very helpful title.
Anyone who is published is OK by me.
3. He has another book with an instructional title and lots of fun drawings.
4. He cares about music and female body parts (and likes to draw).
5. He also understands the male anatomy (and sports).
6. He respects a bunch of different cultures…
7. And knows the difference between great and mediocre.
8. He doesn’t support smoking and has useful suggestions to help people quit…
9. He has realistic ideas surrounding success.
12. He’s clearly a fan of Harry Potter and hipsters.
13. He recognises that some words have multiple meanings. i.e. A-hole.
14. He can play the guitar and make jokes IN HIS PYJAMAS.
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