The Definitive Ranking Of Chocolate Bars From Worst To Best

Our decision is final.

20. Double Decker

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Nauseatingly nougaty.

19. Topic

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The only time anyone will ever willingly eat a Topic is when trying to eke out the last of the tin of Christmas Celebrations.

18. Flyte

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It's chocolate. It's not meant to be fat free. Stop trying to ruin chocolate, Flyte.

17. Bournville

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Does anyone really like dark chocolate? Like, really?

16. Peppermint Cream

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Your dad's favourite chocolate bar.

15. Drifter

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There's an awful lot going on with a Drifter.

14. Milkybar

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Incredibly sweet, but since the demise of the Dream, the current king of white chocolate.

13. Wispa

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A resilient bar, and so much more than it would appear - the Wispa punches above its weight.

12. Dairy Milk

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Reliable and familiar. Like a labrador.

11. Mars

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You can never go wrong with a Mars.

10. Galaxy Caramel

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Though it is annoyingly marketed at women who seem to overly-enjoy baths, the gooeyness of the caramel means that all is forgiven.

9. Toffee Crisp

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Like a glamorous Rice Krispie treat.

8. Lion

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The blokey cousin of the Toffee Crisp.

7. Milky Way

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The saviour of children's party-bags nationwide.

6. Snickers

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Basically a meal in a bar.

5. Green and Blacks

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Ooohhh a bit posh, are we? Who cares. Look at the flavours!

4. Crunchie

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One of the few treats that is just as satisfying in 'fun size' as it is in normal size.

3. Daim

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Eternally determined to get stuck in your teeth. But worth it.

2. Kit Kat

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While the joy of running your finger down the foil might be gone, the Kit Kat remains the perfect tea-time snack.

1. Twix

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A glorious hybrid of chocolate, caramel and biscuit. God bless the Twix.