The Definitive Ranking Of Chocolate Bars From Worst To Best

Nauseatingly nougaty.

The only time anyone will ever willingly eat a Topic is when trying to eke out the last of the tin of Christmas Celebrations.

It's chocolate. It's not meant to be fat free. Stop trying to ruin chocolate, Flyte.

Does anyone really like dark chocolate? Like, really?

Your dad's favourite chocolate bar.

There's an awful lot going on with a Drifter.

Incredibly sweet, but since the demise of the Dream, the current king of white chocolate.

A resilient bar, and so much more than it would appear - the Wispa punches above its weight.

Reliable and familiar. Like a labrador.

You can never go wrong with a Mars.

Though it is annoyingly marketed at women who seem to overly-enjoy baths, the gooeyness of the caramel means that all is forgiven.

Like a glamorous Rice Krispie treat.

The blokey cousin of the Toffee Crisp.

The saviour of children's party-bags nationwide.

Basically a meal in a bar.

Ooohhh a bit posh, are we? Who cares. Look at the flavours!

One of the few treats that is just as satisfying in 'fun size' as it is in normal size.

Eternally determined to get stuck in your teeth. But worth it.

While the joy of running your finger down the foil might be gone, the Kit Kat remains the perfect tea-time snack.

A glorious hybrid of chocolate, caramel and biscuit. God bless the Twix.