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    The Definitive Ranking Of Chocolate Bars From Worst To Best

    Our decision is final.

    20. Double Decker

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    Nauseatingly nougaty.

    19. Topic

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    The only time anyone will ever willingly eat a Topic is when trying to eke out the last of the tin of Christmas Celebrations.

    18. Flyte

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    It's chocolate. It's not meant to be fat free. Stop trying to ruin chocolate, Flyte.

    17. Bournville

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    Does anyone really like dark chocolate? Like, really?

    16. Peppermint Cream

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    Your dad's favourite chocolate bar.

    15. Drifter

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    There's an awful lot going on with a Drifter.

    14. Milkybar

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    Incredibly sweet, but since the demise of the Dream, the current king of white chocolate.

    13. Wispa

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    A resilient bar, and so much more than it would appear - the Wispa punches above its weight.

    12. Dairy Milk

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    Reliable and familiar. Like a labrador.

    11. Mars

    thegrocer.co.uk

    You can never go wrong with a Mars.

    10. Galaxy Caramel

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    Though it is annoyingly marketed at women who seem to overly-enjoy baths, the gooeyness of the caramel means that all is forgiven.

    9. Toffee Crisp

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    Like a glamorous Rice Krispie treat.

    8. Lion

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    The blokey cousin of the Toffee Crisp.

    7. Milky Way

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    The saviour of children's party-bags nationwide.

    6. Snickers

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    Basically a meal in a bar.

    5. Green and Blacks

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    Ooohhh a bit posh, are we? Who cares. Look at the flavours!

    4. Crunchie

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    One of the few treats that is just as satisfying in 'fun size' as it is in normal size.

    3. Daim

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    Eternally determined to get stuck in your teeth. But worth it.

    2. Kit Kat

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    While the joy of running your finger down the foil might be gone, the Kit Kat remains the perfect tea-time snack.

    1. Twix

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    A glorious hybrid of chocolate, caramel and biscuit. God bless the Twix.

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