The Definitive Ranking Of Chocolate Bars From Worst To Best

Our decision is final.

20. Double Decker

Nauseatingly nougaty.

19. Topic

The only time anyone will ever willingly eat a Topic is when trying to eke out the last of the tin of Christmas Celebrations.

18. Flyte

It’s chocolate. It’s not meant to be fat free. Stop trying to ruin chocolate, Flyte.

17. Bournville

Does anyone really like dark chocolate? Like, really?

16. Peppermint Cream

Your dad’s favourite chocolate bar.

15. Drifter

There’s an awful lot going on with a Drifter.

14. Milkybar

Incredibly sweet, but since the demise of the Dream, the current king of white chocolate.

13. Wispa

A resilient bar, and so much more than it would appear - the Wispa punches above its weight.

12. Dairy Milk

Reliable and familiar. Like a labrador.

11. Mars

You can never go wrong with a Mars.

10. Galaxy Caramel

Though it is annoyingly marketed at women who seem to overly-enjoy baths, the gooeyness of the caramel means that all is forgiven.

9. Toffee Crisp

Like a glamorous Rice Krispie treat.

8. Lion

The blokey cousin of the Toffee Crisp.

7. Milky Way

The saviour of children’s party-bags nationwide.

6. Snickers

Basically a meal in a bar.

5. Green and Blacks

Ooohhh a bit posh, are we? Who cares. Look at the flavours!

4. Crunchie

One of the few treats that is just as satisfying in ‘fun size’ as it is in normal size.

3. Daim

Eternally determined to get stuck in your teeth. But worth it.

2. Kit Kat

While the joy of running your finger down the foil might be gone, the Kit Kat remains the perfect tea-time snack.

1. Twix

A glorious hybrid of chocolate, caramel and biscuit. God bless the Twix.

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Ailbhe Malone is the UK lifestyle editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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