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    Posted on Dec 2, 2013

    The 12 Days Of Christmas Ranked From Worst To Best

    FIVE GOLD RINGS.

    12. The 11th Day of Christmas: Pipers Piping.

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    Urgh, so annoying. Who wants 11 bagpipe players for Christmas? It's like your True Love doesn't even KNOW you.

    11. The 12th Day of Christmas: Drummers Drumming.

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    Only slightly less annoying than the pipers. What was your True Love thinking?

    10. The 8th Day of Christmas: Maids A-Milking.

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    This is making such a mess! Didn't your True Love read your Amazon wishlist?

    9. The 6th Day of Christmas: Geese a-laying.

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    Hope everyone likes omelettes.

    8. The 3rd Day of Christmas: French Hens.

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    Brilliant, more eggs. THANKS TRUE LOVE.

    7. The 7th Day of Christmas: Swans a-Swimming.

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    Watching these swans is such a relaxing Christmas activity, I guess?

    6. The 4th Day of Christmas: Colly Birds.

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    Beginning to suspect that your True Love has a thing about birds.

    5. The 1st Day of Christmas: A Partridge In A Pear Tree.

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    FFS another bird. Ok well at least the pear looks ripe.

    4. The 10th Day of Christmas: Lords a- Leaping.

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    This is more like it. Damn, these lords can leap so high.

    3. The 9th Day of Christmas: Ladies Dancing.

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    Ladies dancing, what an extravagant gift, True Love. I feel so cherished.

    2. The 2nd Day of Christmas: Two Turtle Doves.

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    These are pretty cute actually.

    1. The 5th Day of Christmas: Five gold rings.

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    FIVE GOLD RINGS.

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