1. When he texts with "u up?"
2. When your avo toast is perfection.
3. When you're over it.
4. When it's book club time.
5. When you've got a blind date.
6. When you're feeling prickly.
7. When you're down.
8. When it's your performance review at work.
9. When you read your horoscope.
10. When someone elbows into your conversation.
11. When the movie sucked.
12. When your contour is on point.
13. When your group chat game is strong.
14. When you take a *fire* selfie.
15. When you really need a drink.
