18 Tweets You'll Find Funny If You're A Regular At Lush

    me: hi- lush workers: please eat this soap please

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    Would be mental if a lush store flooded

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    need some affection n words of validation might go 2 the lush store

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    Me: *walks into Lush* Lush employee: https://t.co/ZPTQBpgnzJ

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    me: hi- lush workers: please eat this soap please

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    I don’t think the soup at lush is free but I drank it anyways ❤️

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    tell me why god hates me and my dad threw away €25 of lush products out of the fridge because he thought it was yoghurt

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    accidentally made eye contact with the lush employee and now I’m poor

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    Lush employee: 🥀✨🌊 can I help you? 🌙🖤🔮 Me: actually I’m alright thanks tho Lush employee *visibly upset*: 🔪💎🌩 oh o-ok, just l-let me kn-know 🌿🌑🌻

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    me after three (3) glasses of trader joe's wine and a lush bath bomb

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    Me:*asks a Lush employee for help* Me, 20 minutes later: 'idk I guess I'm afraid of rejection ? I think it started in playschool when I didn

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    Mac workers: 😒😒😒 Lush workers: HELLO SWEETIE!!! *hugs* 😍😘☺️😊💕💞

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    I have a crisis of femininity everytime I walk into Lush and become overwhelmed because I can't handle the choice, smells, or enthusiasm.

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    [Me in Lush] "Soap smells damn good" Brain: eat a bit. "What" Brain: do it, it smells so good. "OK FINE" "Wtf why did I do that"

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    day 936 without sex: I walked into a lush so someone would rub my arm

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    Working at Lush is wild bc imagine it’s Tuesday at 10 am and a middle aged woman comes in to tell you all the tea about her kids and husband and ur like omg sis I’m so sorry have some soap

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    Went into Lush w my mom & she thought the cut up display soaps were slabs of cheese so