Buzz·Posted on 5 Aug 201818 Tweets You'll Find Funny If You're A Regular At Lushme: hi- lush workers: please eat this soap pleaseby Ailbhe MaloneBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. bradley @bradleymcxo Would be mental if a lush store flooded 01:33 PM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. annie :* @powerpuffgrl need some affection n words of validation might go 2 the lush store 12:03 AM - 01 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. don @lolzdonz Me: *walks into Lush* Lush employee: https://t.co/ZPTQBpgnzJ 07:15 PM - 28 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. bruja @thefilmwitch me: hi- lush workers: please eat this soap please 01:25 AM - 22 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. summertime swamp ass @rosenblahh I don’t think the soup at lush is free but I drank it anyways ❤️ 05:31 PM - 21 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. floor ◟̽◞̽ @Tomlinbucks tell me why god hates me and my dad threw away €25 of lush products out of the fridge because he thought it was yoghurt 08:47 PM - 19 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ali @phenominali accidentally made eye contact with the lush employee and now I’m poor 03:00 PM - 19 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Keely Doll @keely_doll Lush employee: 🥀✨🌊 can I help you? 🌙🖤🔮 Me: actually I’m alright thanks tho Lush employee *visibly upset*: 🔪💎🌩 oh o-ok, just l-let me kn-know 🌿🌑🌻 12:44 AM - 19 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. holtzy @samholtzen me after three (3) glasses of trader joe's wine and a lush bath bomb 06:19 PM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. trap lord curtis @stillxcold loving this new Lush bath bomb! 03:51 AM - 19 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Name cannot be blank @RoisinRadio Me:*asks a Lush employee for help* Me, 20 minutes later: 'idk I guess I'm afraid of rejection ? I think it started in playschool when I didn 01:30 AM - 08 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. victoria @catholic_nun Mac workers: 😒😒😒 Lush workers: HELLO SWEETIE!!! *hugs* 😍😘☺️😊💕💞 10:01 PM - 11 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. arran @floydtheroomate being greeted by the lush staff 07:03 PM - 30 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Flo Perry @FloPerry I have a crisis of femininity everytime I walk into Lush and become overwhelmed because I can't handle the choice, smells, or enthusiasm. 10:03 AM - 12 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd [Me in Lush] "Soap smells damn good" Brain: eat a bit. "What" Brain: do it, it smells so good. "OK FINE" "Wtf why did I do that" 06:18 PM - 09 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. liz 🌈💟💗💘💐 @litzette day 936 without sex: I walked into a lush so someone would rub my arm 12:34 AM - 16 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. knife mouse @ithinkimtori Working at Lush is wild bc imagine it’s Tuesday at 10 am and a middle aged woman comes in to tell you all the tea about her kids and husband and ur like omg sis I’m so sorry have some soap 07:37 PM - 10 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Tay @TatorTotter Went into Lush w my mom & she thought the cut up display soaps were slabs of cheese so 10:32 PM - 09 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite