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Honestly I think about this excerpt from a @nytimes article at least once a day
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Oooh shit, TV camera. Best keep out of shot
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I don’t have a sticker over my laptop camera because if Britney Spears taught me one thing from her pop masterpiece ‘circus’ it’s that there’s only 2 types of people in the world the ones who entertain and the ones that observe....AND I’m here to give the U.S. government A SHOW
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when u do your hair for brunch and they cancel
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Barbra Streisand always making talk show hosts switch places with her to show her good side is such an amazing power move and I'll love it for eternity. https://t.co/KKgQxhbUik
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I'm 101. My elderly and beautiful hands reach for my phone, my diamond bracelets clinking. "Siri" I croak,"ASOS and sort from low to high".
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when I need my space but I also want attention
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Current stress level: Elizabeth James finding out that she's going to be seeing Nick Parker after 11 years.
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Obsessed with Elisabeth Moss's 'this is where I keep my spare hairband' mark that every woman has bore
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i love the conflicted future LinkedIn job emails imagine for me: where I can choose between being Editor of Vogue, or PA to Editor of Vogue
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i am linda
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when u wana talk about something but youve already talked about it too much & u dont wana be annoyin so ur just like
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WHEN YOU SEE A FRIEND WHO HASN'T BEEN IN A GOOD PLACE OUT DOING GOOD THINGS AND BEING SUCCESSFUL AND HAPPY
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therapist: so, what do you like to do with your friends? me: n-nothing, normal people activities me and my friends:
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me, before and after a sheet mask
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i never feel more badass than when I cross the road as everyone else is waiting for the green man. enjoy your wait, sheeple. I'm James Dean
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When your mum tells you to hing the washing oot and you chuck the closest pair eh shoes oan
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Me: I'm never messaging him again Him: Hi Me: How are you? How's your mum, dad, your brother? How's work? What of Aunty Bukky is she well?
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When you and your girls get together to catch up on drama.