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17 Things You Need If You Just Heckin' Love Cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

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1. Stick this motto on the fridge door, where it'll make you say "edam, that's true."

2. Make a gouda impression with this fancy AF silver cheese knife.

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3. Say "it's nacho cheese" to any mouse who tries to have a go at this cheeseboard.

4. Say "cheesed to meet you" to guests with this encyclopaedic print.

5. Become a true Brie-liever with an artisan cheese-making course.

6. "Je ne raclette rien", you will sing, with this portable raclette skillet.

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7. Gaze upon this a to z (or should that be a to brie?) print of cheeses.

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8. Showcase your love of puns and French soft cheese with this darling illustration.

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9. Murmur "sweet dreams are made of cheese" into this pillow as you sleep.

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10. Treat precious cheese Caerphilly with these incredible crackers.

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11. Chow down with a pre-made Welsh Rarebit mixture that is so good you'll grin from ear to paneer.

12. Throw on a fun pendant to show everyone who the big cheese in town is.

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13. Indulge your tastebuds with some bramley apple chutney. (No pun here, it's just delicious).

14. We ched-dare you to try this cheese and crackers chocolate bar.

15. A stoneware Camembert baker that will help you make fondue for two.

16. A pot of blue cheese that is so fancy, it should be served at The Stilton.

17. (And if you're doing that, you may as well get the Stilton scoop that goes with it.)