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17 Things You Need If You Just Heckin' Love Cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

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1. Stick this motto on the fridge door, where it'll make you say "edam, that's true."

Get it on Etsy, £2.25

2. Make a gouda impression with this fancy AF silver cheese knife.

Get it on Etsy, £14
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Get it on Etsy, £14

3. Say "it's nacho cheese" to any mouse who tries to have a go at this cheeseboard.

Get it on Etsy, £8.50

4. Say "cheesed to meet you" to guests with this encyclopaedic print.

Get it at Etsy, £16.50

5. Become a true Brie-liever with an artisan cheese-making course.

Instagram: @wildescheese

Wilde's Cheese are based in Tottenham, and make the yummiest cheese. You could order some of it online – the Alexandra is a easy-eating semi-hard cheese, or you could visit their factory for a day-long hands-on course. Here's what they say: "By the end of the day you will have made and will take home to mature a semi hard white cheese, a semi hard blue cheese, a lovely soft curd cheese and a small camembert style cheese that you can put in your fridge and mature to your own taste." Perfect.

Find out more here.

6. "Je ne raclette rien", you will sing, with this portable raclette skillet.

The puns are bilingual now! Get it on Amazon, £14.99
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The puns are bilingual now! Get it on Amazon, £14.99

7. Gaze upon this a to z (or should that be a to brie?) print of cheeses.

Get it on Etsy, £16 in loads of different colourways.
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Get it on Etsy, £16 in loads of different colourways.

8. Showcase your love of puns and French soft cheese with this darling illustration.

Get it on Etsy, £10
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Get it on Etsy, £10

9. Murmur "sweet dreams are made of cheese" into this pillow as you sleep.

Get it on Etsy, £23
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Get it on Etsy, £23

10. Treat precious cheese Caerphilly with these incredible crackers.

Get the cherries, almonds and linseed box – it's incredible, at Fine Cheese Co, £3.35
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Get the cherries, almonds and linseed box – it's incredible, at Fine Cheese Co, £3.35

11. Chow down with a pre-made Welsh Rarebit mixture that is so good you'll grin from ear to paneer.

Get it at Ocado, £4.99

12. Throw on a fun pendant to show everyone who the big cheese in town is.

Get it on Etsy, £5
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Get it on Etsy, £5

13. Indulge your tastebuds with some bramley apple chutney. (No pun here, it's just delicious).

Get it on Not on the High Street, £3.50

14. We ched-dare you to try this cheese and crackers chocolate bar.

Get it on Not on the High Street, £3.99

15. A stoneware Camembert baker that will help you make fondue for two.

Get it at Prezzybox, £14.95

16. A pot of blue cheese that is so fancy, it should be served at The Stilton.

Get it at Fortnum and Mason, £10.50

17. (And if you're doing that, you may as well get the Stilton scoop that goes with it.)

Get it at Fortnum and Mason, £46