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CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE IF SHE DOESNT SCARE YOUUU NO EVIL THING WILLLLLL
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Time goes by... so slowly... 💁🏿♀️💫
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Pangolins are cute because they always look like they're about to hesitantly present some bad news to their sovereign lord. "Pardon me sire... my liege if I may.... the prisoners.... they've..... well, they've escaped." https://t.co/gsUqLcACzr
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In case you missed my dog learning how to eat a string bean
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HE THINKS IT’S A HECKA BIG DOGGO
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Dogs are so amazing and can detect things like diseases in humans. Also dogs:
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My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced
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when u do your hair for brunch and they cancel
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A hedgehog, screaming at the ground:
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When Ur Dog Stages An Intervention
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"You'll get him one day"
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while u begged for treats I studied the blade
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Put a blanket on the dog for basically a joke, 25 mins later he's still standing here like he's waiting for some kind of ceremony to start https://t.co/ruHdxz4gyb
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when your bröther didnt give you the öats
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Snow owls sleep like they have necked 10 double whiskeys and just reached their bed.
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when ur a good boy but she wants a bad boy
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Samoyeds are hilarious. They look like if two smaller dogs put a pillow case over themselves so they can get into a big dog party. https://t.co/SbMX8vLDIF
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"no, officer, I haven't seen my husband in weeks. yes, I'm terribly worried"
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HE DRAGGED THE FUCKING SPRINKLER IN THROUGH THE DOGGY DOOR
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I was jammin HUMBLE and my dog sat down when he heard Kendrick say "sit down" and is now waiting for his treat
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the world: [at the edge of apocalypse] me: [oblivious, headphones on]
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Congratulations to whoever is doing the PR for rats
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This is how it feels when you’re drunk in the back of an Uber
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hello sir i'd like to report a serious felony... yes he made the motion like he threw the ball but it was still in his hand https://t.co/7odJuOTcnh
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I like to believe that these two otters witnessed a newsworthy incident and are now being interviewed on local tv
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I put this donut pillow on my dog 20 minutes ago and he loves it and won't let me take it off
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You dare send a wood octopus to assassinate Dog King? Fools!