29 Things I Learned At The World Naked Sledding Championships

    This is a little NSFW obviously.

    1. The World Naked Sledding Championships are now in their fifth year.

    2. They take place in Braunlage - a town with air so pure that visitors have to pay a tax.

    3. However, this year, there wasn't enough snow in Braunlage to host the championships, so they were held in Cochstedt - about an hour's drive away.

    4. The official mode of transport was the Remmi Demmi Party Bus, which carried the German and British contestants - as well as a large Dutch contingent.


    5. The party bus is a capricious thing. It arrived an hour late, and brought us to the wrong destination. As an apology, a communal bottle of Jägermeister was bought.


    I am not a Jäger fan.

    6. The new location was an airport, with imported snow.

    7. Here is the official parking sign for the event.

    8. The event was startlingly large - last year almost 15,000 people turned up.


    9. The crowd was pretty diverse - with quite a few children in attendance.

    10. The contest began with the entrants parading. There were 44 competitors - from countries like the UK, Nigeria, the Netherlands and Germany.

    11. The slope was 89.0 metres high - inspired by the frequency of the radio station that hosts the competition.

    12. Contestants are allowed to wear: boots, gloves, and a some tight white pants.

    13. Though the event is held on the same timeframe as the Winter Olympics, there is no intended overlap.

    14. The reasons for entering were varied.

    15. German celebrities took part - like entertainer Don Francis.

    16. There were three heats, and the fastest down won. The rules appeared to be flexible, however.

    Sometimes it was the first person over the red line who won, other times it was the first person to reach the end of the slope.

    17. Backstage, tactics involved "humping" the sled to build momentum.

    18. The consensus seemed that the left lane was the quickest.

    19. Native German speakers had quite an advantage.

    20. There was an atmosphere of friendly rivalry.

    21. Unsurprisingly, Naked Sledding is not the most elegant sporting pursuit.

    22. The ramp was a cruel mistress.

    23. There was a lot of falling.

    24. Even the supporting acts found the snow hard to navigate.

    25. However, the most successful sledgers approached the slope backward.

    26. This woman in the pink gloves was the eventual ladies winner. Look at that grace.

    27. Once the competition was over, the afterparty began.


    28. It featured an incredibly talented saxophonist playing along to popular hits.


    29. And the comforting conclusion that drunk men dance the same the world over.


    The flights and accommodation for this trip were paid for by Chilli Sauce, who were sponsoring the British entrants.

    Correction: An earlier version of this article identified Melanie Müller as a former Naked Sledding Champion, the former winner was actually Mia Magma.