Food·Posted on 17 May 201821 Tweets About Food That Are Funny For No Reason At All"The fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"by by Ailbhe MaloneBuzzFeed Staff, by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood Oh r u still using handheld beans? 02:30 AM - 04 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. GoaT FacE @EndhooS Parmesan Sir? "Yes please" Say when. *Grates Parmesan* Sir? "..." *Grates fingers* SIR? "..." *Grates entire hand* Please...I have a family. 10:11 AM - 08 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ceej @ceejoyner A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive. 11:17 PM - 24 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. joe @mutablejoe -The name's Bond. James Bond. -I've written Bond now. -Oh. Can you change it or is it too late? -When your coffee's ready they'll call Bond 01:47 PM - 04 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese? 09:10 AM - 17 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. JakeyD @JakeDawson8 Mum forgot to do Garlic Bread with tea, more like chilli con cannot be arsed, Jane. 07:00 PM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kaneo @Kaneo_67 Maw keeps buying dark chocolate biscuits knowin fine well am allergic tae it hinkin it’ll stop me tanning them 😂 hink again Alison hen get the epi-pen ready 06:10 PM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Viktoria Krol @viktoria_krolx chewing gum geen me better advice than half ma pals 07:59 PM - 31 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Caspar Salmon @CasparSalmon Good morning. I've just finished serving a 12-hour Twitter suspension after a friend reported me for saying I don't like roast potatoes. 07:51 AM - 13 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. hannah pickup @madeforpickup imagine if toast was a4 size 09:25 PM - 29 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Craig @craig__berry Dinny trust anyone who bites ice cream pure terminator teeth 05:16 PM - 24 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Kieran @KieranJames1999 Why is it when yer maw makes homemade soup it's breakfast lunch and dinner for the next 8 weeks eh yer life 07:17 PM - 30 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Katla McGlynn @katlamcglynn 1st mozzarella stick: omg yes 2nd-3rd: this is great 4-5th: no looking back now 6th: I regret everything 11:25 PM - 19 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. YT: AsiaAtItAgain @AsiaAtItAgain Number one, why these shits so hard to open? Number two, they loud as hell. Whole fuckin country know you tryna get a piece of cake https://t.co/EBRgsUMzHW 07:59 PM - 11 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Alexis Wilkinson @OhGodItsAlexis you: *goes ham in the club* me: *eats prosciutto at home* 08:30 PM - 22 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. bichael mason @willycrooks do u guys eat ur burgers with or without the peel? 11:08 PM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Chris Thayer @ChrisThayerSays I bought quick oats and two days later my roommate showed up with instant oats. I will not be humiliated; I must find an even sooner oat. 02:05 PM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. BeardSpice @BeardSpice Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL 10:58 PM - 22 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Elspeth Eastman @elspetheastman Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted 06:45 PM - 18 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. matt 💀 lubchansky @Lubchansky can you imagine being the first person to try caviar. just tear open a fish and eat whatever the fuck freaky beads fall out of it 10:20 PM - 20 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Lizzy @thedirtbird Jelly. Baby needs jelly. 12:57 AM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite