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    25 Things You Inevitably See At A South Asian Wedding

    It's between two and ten days of fun!

    1. A beautiful bride wearing 50 pounds of fabric and jewelry.

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    Notable detail: She was fed 5 pounds of dessert during the henna-applying ceremony.

    2. An INTENSE dance battle between the groom's side and the bride's side.

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    3. The one kid who has never done a choreographed dance before.

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    Notable details: His older cousins told him it was a good way to get girls to like him. It wasn't.

    4. One slow dance only. Everything after that is bhangra.

    5. Uncles dancing only with other uncles.

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    Notable detail: You cannot learn their dance moves. It is a special bond that unites them.

    6. Non-desi dates who are ready to show off their dance moves.

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    Notable details: Learned everything they know on the college bhangra team. Still can't handle spicy food.

    7. Non-desi dates who are really uncomfortable and want to know if they have to dance.

    8. A groom who has literally never wrapped a pagri before this day.

    Notable details: Somebody else had to tie this for them. Unless they're Sikh, in which case they rock it.

    9. Old ladies who are clearly feeling the groove but refuse to dance.

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    10. Old folks making it rain and non-desis wondering how they can get in on that sweet, sweet cash.

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    Notable detail: You can ask kids to pick it up off the ground for you.

    11. Jet-lagged family members who just want to sleep.

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    Notable detail: It is literally 8 AM for them right now.

    12. Friends of the couple who have never worn a sari before.

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    Notable detail: Literally needs adult supervision to pee.

    13. Uncles who are ready to give life or business advice to ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN.

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    Notable detail: Lives to go to weddings for this purpose.

    14. A painfully color-coordinated couple.

    15. Uncles getting down to Hip-Hop for the first time.

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    Notable detail: The DJ was paid to only play bhangra songs but the groom's friends bribed him.

    16. Dupattas that always end up on men's head by the end of the night.

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    Notable detail: Also good for leverage during hip-thrusting dance moves.

    17. Woman who are able to touch things now that they've taken the henna paste.

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    Notable details: 3 hours to apply, 12 hours to dry. Not for the faint of heart.

    18. Aunties taking photos with their iPads

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    19. Aunties ON THE PROWL for potential future in-laws.

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    Notable details: Outwardly clapping for the brother-of-the-brides speech, inwardly coming-up with pickup lines. On her daughter's behalf, of course.

    20. A hype squad of aunties that's ready to break ti down with the groom.

    21. Lots of qawwali clapping to the beat.

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    Notable detail: Proper technique is full palm-on-palm, fingers splayed.

    22. Massive amounts of shade thrown at the person with the sexiest dance moves.

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    Notable detail: Beta, how will you get a husband dancing like that?

    23. If one side of the bridal party is not South Asian, a less colorful set of clothes for the parents.

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    Notable detail: Dads just wanna blend in.

    24. Fierce bargaining over the groom's shoe, which was stolen earlier in the evening.

    25. An intense, prolonged goodbye between father and daughter during the rukhsati.

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    Notable detail: She's only going to drive to her hotel room.