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An Illustrated Guide To Sex, As Told By Pokémon Moves

Give me that Lickitung, baby.

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The worlds of Pokémon and sexuality are vast. BuzzFeed staffers took the liberty of compiling 11 suggestive move sets in order to demonstrate a few of the many "types" in the world.

*Although many of these movesets are impossible for one Pokémon to have, every move here is real. No Pokémon were hurt in the process of creating this post, unless they were into it.

The One-Minute Machoke

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The Lickitung-ilingus

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The Ménage à Blastoise

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The Grower AND Show-er

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The Kinky Miltank

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The Cursed Body

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The Bellsprout-ing of Eternal Love

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The Rhydon Hard-On

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The PokéBlueBalls

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The Medichama Sutra

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Fifty Shades of Grey-Ninja

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Is there a sexual type we didn't include? Make a sexy Pokémon moveset using just four moves and post it in the comments below! Gotta catch 'em all!

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