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Here's Why No One Should Have An American Car

AmeriCAN'T build a car, basically.

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2. The cars age poorly.

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Who would want to look stately and slick in an old Cadillac anyway?

3. They're totally fragile and can't weather the elements at ALL.

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Chevy pickup trucks are basically the worst investment you can make.


4. European and Japanese cars are clearly the superior option.

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This '67 Chevy Camaro is no fun at all.

5. There's just no love between an American car and its owner.

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Why are people obsessed with their Jeeps anyway?

7. American cars have contributed nothing to the economy.

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It's not like factories just like this Dodge Viper plant in Detroit have changed the world or anything.


13. Have there been any good American car designs in the past 10 years? I mean, honestly.

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Why would anyone be excited over the CTS-V? It's not like Car and Driver gave it 5/5 stars or anything.


15. There are literally zero environmentally-friendly American cars. Zero.

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The Chevy Volt probably burns like a million gallons of gas per mile.

17. American muscle cars are dead.

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This Camaro doesn't exist.

20. And this 2016 Corvette looks a little TOO much like the Batmobile.

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21. Honestly, there are no reasons at all to have an American car. They’re ugly and they suck.

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