1. First of all, how dare you?
2. Second of all, what the bloody hell?
3. Is this CGI?
4. Who asked for this? Who? WHO?
5. How is this okay? THIS IS NOT OKAY.
6. Can you not?
7. Can this lil' guy even see anything?
8. Who decided it was a good idea to give fish hands?
9. HOW IS THIS EVEN A LIVING CREATURE?
10. This is kinda cute, but can I trust it? CAN I TRUST ANYTHING?
11. I CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING.
12. Why does this fish look like he just smelled a fart? Also, why does anything underwater need nostrils?
13. Why does this look like it should've been named the Grandpappy Fish?
14. Why does this fish look like it just came out of a Katy Perry video?
15. How did you convince us that Monkfish is okay to eat?
16. AGAIN HOW DARE YOU
17. THIS COMES IN DIFFERENT COLORS? NOOOOOOOOooooOOOO
18. dkfankdfnakfenkafnk HOW?
19. Why does ANYTHING need a jaw like this?
20. Why does a squid need to be this big, ever?
21. Like, what does this even eat? I'm assuming humans.
22. Okay, this is pretty badass, but still. Why?
23. So, can I have some help?
24. Who can I call to complain?
25. Is there such a thing as a Better Ocean Bureau?
26. I have some complaints about the way you run your establishment.
