Pokémon are fucking great. Most of them have got really amazing designs — cute little electric rats, badass avian luchadors, and mysterious ninja frogs.
1. And then there's Pokés like Rattata. This is literally just a regular animal, colored purple.
2. "Ekans" is actually Snake spelled backwards. It is also just a snake.
3. Goldeen is just a grumpy goldfish with a party hat on.
4. And Seaking is just a grown-up, pissed off Goldeen.
5. Farfetch'd is useless as a Pokémon but v. useful as Christmas dinner. Just roast that bad boy whole.
6. Pidove moonlights as the dumb pigeon from the Goodfeathers.
7. I guess Toucannon has blue feet, so that's cool...
8. BUT WHAT EVEN IS LUVDISC?
9. It's called Seel. Take one guess how they came up with this.
10. Other Pokémon are just household objects. This is a Magnet. A MAGNET.
11. There's also Vanillish, Vanillite, and Vanilluxe aka Like It, Love It, and Gotta Have It.
12. Trubbish and Garbodor are literally trash.
13. These Pokémon are called Klink, Klang and Klinklang. Let that soak in for a sec.
14. Honedge evolves into some cool stuff. But c'mon. It's a sword.
15. If my keys were as adorable/terrifying as Klefki, I'd probably never lose them.
16. Who thought it was a good idea to make Pokéballs into Pokémon? That's way too meta.
17. These ghost-y guys are kind of terrifying, but also — they're chandeliers.
18. And then there's Porygon, which is a Pokémon made in a computer. Except... how does it battle IRL?
