24 Irish Tweets That Honestly Have No Right To Be As Funny As They Are

    "Eating a takeaway when it’s bright out feels illegal for some reason."

    1.

    How do I tell her her son ghosted me

    Twitter: @amyward_15

    2.

    i live in rural ireland, if the vaccine turns me into a wifi hotspot it would solve me a lot of problems

    Twitter: @ciarahatesu

    3.

    A wet housecoat sleeve easily send ye over the edge

    Twitter: @Emily_Watersx

    4.

    You know what Dublin can be magic and by magic I mean it’s pretty good at making my bike disappear

    Twitter: @Lil__Philll

    5.

    Sometimes I ask myself are Cavan people really stingy, and then I remember that my aunty froze her wedding cake and served the remainder at her child's christening four years later

    Twitter: @AmyDonohoe1

    6.

    Tá an ghrian ag taitneamh agus níl aon scamaill sa spéir

    Twitter: @Toyjohs

    7.

    Twitter: @Shane_mcDaid99

    8.

    girls who’s that on the spire

    Twitter: @calimadu

    9.

    Fun Fact: In Ireland, Hannah Montana is known as Mary Tipperary.

    Twitter: @suedepyjamas

    10.

    If they build the white water rafting facility I am simply going to fill it with loads of Radox and watch chaos ensue as the city is consumed by bubbles. The nations capital, Co. Bublin.

    Twitter: @ChloeOh___

    11.

    Three bed semi detached gaff’s up on daft for near half a million like detached from what bitch??? Reality???

    Twitter: @spochadoir

    12.

    When you and your cousins make up a play and force all your aunts and uncles to watch

    Twitter: @suedepyjamas

    13.

    when someone mentions going back to the office

    Twitter: @hollyshortall

    14.

    eating a takeaway when it’s bright out feels illegal for some reason

    Twitter: @yupfinglas

    15.

    People who've been single all lockdown trying to flirt once restrictions are lifted:

    Twitter: @suedepyjamas

    16.

    the eye contact you make with the staff member when the self service machine won’t stop saying “unexpected item in bagging area”

    Twitter: @barefootbimbo

    17.

    does your heart ever just go ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ lidl ♡ ♡ bakery ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

    Twitter: @miriamdalewska

    18.

    that's a cool app name ya got there, kells credit union. #nice

    Twitter: @DarraghMc

    19.

    🏆Achievement: Passes driving test ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ ✨YOU’VE UNLOCKED ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ Donegal ✨ ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

    Twitter: @davidmacuidhir

    20.

    Twitter: @MissTakenDublin

    21.

    The airfryer is the millennials version of the George foreman

    Twitter: @Iovehearts

    22.

    An unnamed Irish woman arriving at Ellis Island immigration office (c. 1863)

    Twitter: @seanbgoneill

    23.

    How I imagine this goes every time:

    Twitter: @suedepyjamas

    24.

    Marvel just rejected my 68th letter suggesting an Irish superhero from Wexford called Rossman who lives in his Rosslair.

    Twitter: @suedepyjamas