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    27 Irish Tweets That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Got Abs

    "I wonder if Dua Lipa ever refers to Anwar as her Fella Hadid"

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    my mam when she walks into my room https://t.co/UD5d2edJJA

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    When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees; sycamore

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    the spider in my house seeing me having a crying fit over it: 👀👀👄👀👀

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    Training a fella in in work , a pizza restaurant , had him serve a table last night and they asked for a Margherita and his response was that we don’t sell cocktails 🙈😳

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    I personally think a Twirl doesn’t get enough recognition as a great chocolate bar. A flake with it’s shit together. A business flake

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    a place i handed a CV into two years ago rang me today like do u still need a job isn’t that mad i still do and all

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    “That’s a WAP” - Jonathan Ross ending his show

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    Another victory for the Protestants.

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    can’t stop thinking about me, thirteen years old, watching Jedward on X Factor, totally unaware that in just over a decade I would be praising them as one of the clearest and most direct voices of reason during a global pandemic

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    a heartbreaking story for any retail worker in four words: “you’re on early lunch”

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    a pizza ? don’t you mean a garlic sauce shovel

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    I keep mistaking my Jadedldn package for a Dunnes cooked chicken

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    Apparently there’s a virus going around called Corona virus..... what’s next a Coors Light virus or Heineken virus

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    The first people to open a pharmacy: “Okay so what do we sell?” “Mainly medicine” (Pause) “And sunglasses?” “Obviously also sunglasses”

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    always loved how the irish for leaving cert is An Ardteist because like..... yeah it is quite an 'ard tesht

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    ‘Awh it’s mad isn’t it, yeah strange world now, yeah do you mind putting the mask over your nose love, ah I know but you have to, yes the price has gone up, I know it’s out of my control sadly, no you can’t tap over €50’ every fucking god damn day lord give me STRENGTH

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    my sister who is 14 months older than me got bloody engaged on the cliffs of moher yesterday whilst i sat at home and taught myself the dance to WAP 🥴 it’s not an easy life folks x

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    Remember I think it was maybe season 2 or 3 of lockdown when yanks tried to cancel Dustin the turkey

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    I wonder if Dua Lipa ever refers to Anwar as her Fella Hadid

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    has any franchise taken as wild a turn as Brooklyn? Brooklyn 2-98 were a real journey

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    Just found out what the number 7 was in Irish I was surprised

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    Ireland scrambling to decide whether this is Catholic or Protestant before Christmas season begins. https://t.co/TP0qrEw27k

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    u ever meet someone who’s absolutely lovely but they’ve simply had it way too easy in life to ever be someone u can vibe with

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    ‘✨She believed she could, so she did✨’ - me eating an M&S meal for 2 by myself

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    drama in trinity going up to 564 points is so RIDICULOUS imagine having to get h1s in shit like maths and biology to go into a course where we roll around on the ground and pretend to be trees :’((

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    It's Normal People but they go to UCD and never manage to bump into each other due to the sheer fucking scale of the place.

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