1.
he was a punk she did ballet what more can i say
2.
i accidentally called my dad ‘granda’ by mistake a while ago so i thought it would be funny to get a ‘grandad’ themed Father’s Day mug and it wasn’t until he stared in it at horror today and said “are you...?” that i realised my mistake
3.
Anyone who used one of these was bad vibes
4.
Its war
5.
Cannot believe I have to “make dinner” again, I just want dinner to be one of those £4.50 hot wraps in Pret you only buy when you’re 2 minutes from the pub and remember you haven’t eaten, please, I cannot take it anymore
6.
America has just gotten Lidl- for too long they've had to go to separate stores to buys fresh oranges, gilets, wine, foot baths, picnic baskets, boxes of CHAKOLAT bars, pyjamas, tents, mini hoovers, fresh bread, CRANCH KRIZPIEES, bee-keeping masks & unicycles. I wish them well.
7.
When you click on a terrible person’s account
8.
longford implies the existence of a shortford
9.
Why are people saying Normal People has the longest erotic scene in Irish television history when Ireland versus England in Euro '88 is right there
10.
No one talks about the societal pressure on grandmothers to have secret recipes
11.
Will Canada goose please start making vests and shorts before some poor yungfle in blanch dies of heat stroke
12.
Not sure about the UK government's new slogan.
13.
galway is acoustic limerick
14.
I was today year’s old when I found out GAA is not a sport x
15.
Hannah Montana: you get the limo out front me: https://t.co/I1hTVWs8Q6
16.
How sexy is having breakfast tho come here u little coco pop
17.
My GAA playing neighbours are having a sesh. There's basically 15 Connells next door. Brb
18.
it’s pronounced Aisling
19.
I personally love cooking while my mam breathes down my neck, praying that I make a single mistake. I love it.
20.
Carole Baskin’s tigers discussing whether she did it or not
21.
I have a face to face doctor appointment on Thursday and I have already started planning outfits