1.
he was a punk she did ballet what more can i say
2.
i accidentally called my dad โgrandaโ by mistake a while ago so i thought it would be funny to get a โgrandadโ themed Fatherโs Day mug and it wasnโt until he stared in it at horror today and said โare you...?โ that i realised my mistake
3.
Anyone who used one of these was bad vibes
4.
Its war
5.
Cannot believe I have to โmake dinnerโ again, I just want dinner to be one of those ยฃ4.50 hot wraps in Pret you only buy when youโre 2 minutes from the pub and remember you havenโt eaten, please, I cannot take it anymore
6.
America has just gotten Lidl- for too long they've had to go to separate stores to buys fresh oranges, gilets, wine, foot baths, picnic baskets, boxes of CHAKOLAT bars, pyjamas, tents, mini hoovers, fresh bread, CRANCH KRIZPIEES, bee-keeping masks & unicycles. I wish them well.
7.
When you click on a terrible personโs account
8.
longford implies the existence of a shortford
9.
Why are people saying Normal People has the longest erotic scene in Irish television history when Ireland versus England in Euro '88 is right there
10.
No one talks about the societal pressure on grandmothers to have secret recipes
11.
Will Canada goose please start making vests and shorts before some poor yungfle in blanch dies of heat stroke
12.
Not sure about the UK government's new slogan.
13.
galway is acoustic limerick
14.
I was today yearโs old when I found out GAA is not a sport x
15.
Hannah Montana: you get the limo out front me: https://t.co/I1hTVWs8Q6
16.
How sexy is having breakfast tho come here u little coco pop
17.
My GAA playing neighbours are having a sesh. There's basically 15 Connells next door. Brb
18.
itโs pronounced Aisling
19.
I personally love cooking while my mam breathes down my neck, praying that I make a single mistake. I love it.
20.
Carole Baskinโs tigers discussing whether she did it or not
21.
I have a face to face doctor appointment on Thursday and I have already started planning outfits