1.
Gutted. Was supposed to be attending a wedding in Trinidad, but it’s just been cancelled. Family won’t say why.
2.
If I was invited to the Met Gala I would wear the dress of my people. A pink Mayo jersey and a white skinny jean x
3.
omg florence pugh!!!!!!
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Respectfully this is a debs dress from 2009 https://t.co/AmDQgTFknd
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unpopular opinion: mont saint-michel is a crannóg
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Lad you’d swear we weren’t bating around with these till about three years ago tis a fucking window winder not a fulacht fia https://t.co/z8vleMkf1W
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When you're bitching about someone it's important to have a near panic attack and check to see if your phone spontaneously called them before continuing
8.
“the irish weren’t colonisers” do you not remember what u2 did to your iphone?
9.
The Siege of Ennis... https://t.co/78cs4omlTE
10.
When two Irish people meet they have 30 seconds to find a person they have in common or both of them will die
11.
hat companies gotta make their hats bigger. some people are irish
12.
My mam is going to London for six days and had left my dad an entire drawer of cooked spuds in the fridge 😭❤️
13.
You had one job
14.
Why does Tom Daley look like he's about to sing Dancing Queen with Julie Walters and Christine Baranski
15.
Guy came up to me in the club in my Tyrone shirt with my man and was like “so you’re gay and from tyrone? Fair play” and you can’t put it fairer than that really.
16.
There won’t be a roof thatched in the Ulster American folk park for a fortnight
17.
Mad how when your doctor tells you not to drink on antibiotics we’re all like… be grand. But once your lash girl tells you not to get your lashes wet for 24 hours you’re wearing goggles in the shower that night
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The average Irish person whispers "now" to themselves nearly 743 times every day