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How it started: How it's going:
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“if i had a girlfriend I wouldn’t let her wear that” yep that’s the reason ur girlfriend is still hypothetical
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You hate the moon landing video because it’s fake.... I hate it because it doesn’t pass the Bechdel test..
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This pandemic is really reminding me of secondary school, I keep hearing there’s a lot of house parties happening but I haven’t been invited to any
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Told my dad I had a missus yesterday and it went Me-dad am with someone. Da- right is he local? M- am with a girl D- sound is she local?
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Waiting for the drop in 1705
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going to a catholic school meant the heating never worked and you would get in trouble if u wore ur jacket
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Whenever a customer asks how I can survive wearing a mask for hours at a time
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When mammy’s friends say you look like a proper little man in your communion clothes
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can't believe i got ID'd and didn't have any so yer man clicked over 25 cause "you wouldn't see a 17 year old buying spring onions aye" fs
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Babe what’s wrong you’ve hardly touched your Conor Ryan M&Ms bar
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How it started vs how it ended
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Talking stages are so long let’s skip to the pregnancy scares
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nobody has ever seen a dinosaur ghost which means every dinosaur died happy with no unfinished business 🥰🌈
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i asked the man in centra to top my leap card up by a fiver and he replied “living large!”
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I fucking love a bad boy x https://t.co/NwhSvVQ8XE
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idk why as a child i thought leeches would be a bigger problem for me
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this has unlocked such a deeply specific irish secondary school memory for me . victoria adeyinka literally deserves an oscar i swear to god
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I’m fucking howling - my dad handed in a pair of specs to lost & found in his work today, only to realise hours later that they were fucking his 😂😂😂😂
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Robert Sheehan saying Bonsoir lives rent free in my head
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a relationship should be 50/50. 50% john 50% edward
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not committing any of my crimes at cowper luas stop lest I get roasted in the groupchat
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Under the hawthorn tree radicalised me
Thumb credits – BBC, Channel 4