1.
why do customers think “out the back” is some sort of Narnia wonderland where we store every item of their imagination
2.
How dya get into running ? Dya just run like ? Go out the door and just leg it?
3.
President Susiedent
4.
you can tell Biden is a Catholic with the amount of random sitting down and standing up at this inauguration
5.
Circle of friends - Alive-O (slowed & reverb)
6.
hey are you ok? you’ve barely touched your limited edition tayto milk chocolate bar with cheese and onion crisps :(
7.
Shouldn’t it be called the Midl aisle
8.
just saw a magpie and my mam goes “one in sight is worth two in flight” goddamn how many fuckin rules do these birds have. an entire fuckin constitution
9.
Waterford Council refuses to apply for funding towards bucket, mop
10.
salmon amháin salmon eile
11.
I mean if anyone was to name their kid Blanket it should've been Nicolas Sarkozy
12.
My wife has started to watch Bridgerton. Or 'Ride & Prejudice' as I've chosen to call it.
13.
Defend An Post at all costs
14.
gogglebox is so unrealistic they always have the big light on
15.
Idk why Molly Malone has a whole statue in Dublin City centre, all she did was compete in love island
16.
cancel the leaving cert and instead divide all the students into teams of 4 and put them on The Chase
17.
Elite Moment
18.
The main reason Dads exist is so that they can warn people about there being black ice on the road so be careful
19.
An Post are very sexist imo - stats show that they’re a very mail dominated business