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I’d never walk again if I could do that be at the shop in 2 minutes https://t.co/U7g6p8Tj92
2.
you can go wherever you want, dress however you want, change your entire personality and you’ll still have a Big Irish Head
3.
free luas this free luas that, nobody ever talks about the spire being as deep underground as it is tall anymore
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don’t get cocky, carry on baggage is next bestie https://t.co/i4bqujGWnB
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RuPaul is going through British queens quicker than Henry VIII https://t.co/Fve6XziGLk
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wonder how many beaches in Ireland are called an trá mhór and which one is actually the ceann is mó
7.
guests on the late late show between 1962 and 1999
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Me encountering the most minor obstacle
9.
How much of the Book of Kells could you eat before the security stops you
10.
in Ireland humans are given a PPS number and cats are given a PSPSPSPSPS number
11.
someone open a lip filler place and call it thanks a ml
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How I imagine this goes every time:
13.
Do caterpillars know they’re going to turn in to butterflies or do they just wake up one day like wtf I am stunning
14.
Girls love it when you wear a striped night gown/night cap, have a little candle holder for investigating strange noises during the night, and say stuff like “who goes there?”
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Imagine going out so hard on the sesh with your mates that you wake up having somehow been made special envoy to the UN for Free Speech. The fear must be something else. https://t.co/8A5XFA80YT
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That's the floor on a Dublin bus https://t.co/do9qLyfTNG
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Omg no
18.
Can y’all stop revving your cars in bundoran my girlfriend is on the brink of leaving me because you guys are revving your cars and looking so cool pls stop
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i’m an irish atheist which means i believe in science and the power of st anthony
20.
How culchie is my 20 year old brother? He came to Dublin for the first time today and he has been hopping on the buses without paying because he thought they were free