1.
I’m convinced they just replace Simon Cowell every couple of years and expect no one to notice because I refuse to believe this is all the same man photographed over the course of 15 years
2.
Robert Pattinson can play Batman but Christian Bale could never play Edward Cullen
3.
My problem with masks is that they cover my nose ring which is basically all I've got going for me
4.
Thinking about the time that my friends wanted to do the cinnamon challenge at a sleepover and I was so anxious that someone would die from it that I flushed all the cinnamon down the toilet
5.
The pill is kinda like a mini advent calendar when u think about it
6.
Robert Sheehan I am free every day at every time if you would like to hang out I am free all the time to hang out there is no time that doesn’t suit to hang out
7.
Does it happen every 400 years?
8.
I've been on donegal 5 minutes
9.
This is it this is the greatest tiktok everyone else go home
10.
Whenever I read Super Junior Minister I think of this
11.
If there's one thing I learned during lockdown, it was my Eircode
12.
Yesterday my best mate told me to always open your bag of crisps at the bottom because that's where the dust settles so you'll get a more even spread of flavour and I'm just so in awe of the world I still have so much to learn there are endless possibilities wtf
13.
Remember when we all got a single (1) day off for Storm Ophelia and it seemed mad
14.
Let’s confuse Uk twitter 😍😍😍
15.
It is a disgrace that Ireland doesn’t have a national breakfast pastry
16.
the nurse rang me ahead of my smear test tomorrow & asked if i’d any issues after sex & i was like “i haven’t got the ride since lockdown” & she had to tell me she meant in general in my lifetime
17.
me staring into the mirror : at some point one of us is going to have to start wearing a bra again.
18.
How is anyone meant to compete with this type of content? HOW?
19.
my nana keeps saying "you'll never meet a nice boy if you keep hanging around with that lesbian" ye nana that is the point
20.
the episode of Catfish where the girl tricked a man into thinking she was Katy Perry for six years will always make me scream
21.
Magnums are just choc ices that went to Trinity tbh
22.
Local lockdowns will forever be known as "being put on a Laois"
23.
Just got a smack of a bee the size of a can of monster cycling to work there if anyone sees a yellow and black jack Russell floating around finglas holding his head ask him can I have me eyebrow back
24.
You think you can hurt my feelings? I got a C in Junior cert CSPE
25.
As if RTE forgot to turn off the livestream and streamed the entirety of Spectre
26.
I still think about that bloke from UCD who was screaming in the library because he deleted his thesis
27.
Isn't Mass the worlds most coughiest event?
28.
ur girlfriend/boyfriend should never be ur first priority, ur first priority should always be getting railways rebuilt in the north west of ireland
29.
Guards gonna be going into half the gaffs in Dublin going mad about the amount of people only to discover they all live there and share bunk beds
30.
Jimmy Fallon’s guest: Hi Jimmy Fallon:
31.
Jedward could be rotating Taoiseachs but Leo & Micheál couldn't do Eurovision
32.
there is no “”air conditioning”” in ireland. if ur too warm stick ur leg out of bed and press it against the wall.