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when you're out for your daily exercise and another household approaches
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the girl // the perfume
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When I said I wanted Kylie Jenners life I didn’t mean when she was pregnant with Stormi and didn’t leave the house for 9 months
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I just realised MUA stands for makeup artist. I thought it was just the kiss noise ye make with your lips after they put lipstick on. Heads wrecked
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So I was on zoom with the girls from college the other night and we all changed our names to just random shite, my dad comes into me this morning in a sweat saying he was after going on to his work zoom call and his nickname was “fattest arse in killester” hahahahahahahaha
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Went to bed in a vest top, woke up and my right tit was downstairs putting the kettle on
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me, five times a day, making any exorbitant purchase: ah sure look it’s what I’d be spending at the pub
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me, trying to follow an American recipe
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American: omg how is Siobhán even a name 😂😂😂 wheres the v like 😂😂🤣🤣😂 Us: why what’s ur name? Them: I’m X Æ A-12
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Had to break it to me nanny that the little figure she’s had on the mantelpiece the last few years isn’t Jesus, it’s actually Gandalf The White
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I just watched fifteen minutes of a snooker documentary. We MUST find a cure for COVID-19 ASAP.
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OutKast: “sorry miss Jackson” This egg: https://t.co/8hEBX84tDU
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🎵All I wanna do is X Æ A-12 and take your money 🎵
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My father is now referring to Normal People as 50 Shades of Sligo
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*connells audition for normal people* casting director: right the stage is yours go ahead connell: sound yeah- casting director: jesus christ amazing....you have the part
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I love how in the first Harry Potter movie there's the bit where Harry opens a book to find this screaming human face trying to emerge from the pages, shuts it, moves on and never thinks about it again.
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I miss the gym can’t believe it’s been 6 months already :(
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my plans / 2020
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My Mam’s comments under RTE News’ daily briefings has me in bits😭😭😭
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“Actually leg hair on a woman is disgusting and shows that they aren’t making any effort”