It's Been A Long Week, So Here Are 19 Funny Irish Tweets To Ease You Into The Long Weekend
"My boyfriend just turned to me and said 'we were the hottest couple in there'. It was a Greggs."
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irish catholic culture is so funny, we're on holidays and my granny had a small slice of a chocolate crossaint with her breakfast and she said "May god forgive me"
— banríon (@banrionbaby) May 22, 2023
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Ancient Irish proverb. pic.twitter.com/a8A11NfwAb
— Pamela Weaver @pamela_weaver@mastodon.social (@pamela_weaver) May 24, 2023
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My mam is obsessed with George Michael so when he died she was devastated, that night I ordered takeaway to her house by mistake so at 2am there was a random knock on the door and she opened it and she thought it was George coming to say goodbye but it was the delivery driver
— 🐛🫧 (@Arlmeme) May 24, 2023
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Friendly reminder if you have a Canada goose jacket they are detachable from your skin for the months of May, June and July and even august 🙏🏻
— clarabelle 🪩✨ (@cbell_cbell) May 21, 2023
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New food group just dropped pic.twitter.com/J701gQFpS4
— Jonathon Colman (@jcolman) May 23, 2023
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Someone (correctly) said Irish dads all love Tina turner and icl this text from my da is killing me 😭❤️💀 https://t.co/BUyYHJ1qhF pic.twitter.com/xmhIUh4kHn
— $1000 crab (join CATU) (@punchedmonet_) May 25, 2023
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https://t.co/VCp2Ubd4Dz pic.twitter.com/Wo5rBPv6gK
— ⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) May 23, 2023
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when i was 14 i broke a guys nose in a mosh pit, at 18 i was stage diving at metal festivals in amsterdam, at 20 i flew to america to go to warped tour.. now i delete apps off my phone if i have too many notifications cause i get overwhelmed. literally what happened to me
— bug (@ajnoriko_) May 23, 2023
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My boyfriend just turned to me and said "we were the hottest couple in there". It was a Greggs.
— Niamh (@niamhbrownie) May 19, 2023
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Looking at the lowest priced ice cream in the supermarket freezer. pic.twitter.com/Ewg11V0ubE
— Seán Burke (@SeanBurkeShow) May 25, 2023
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Breakthrough in the kidnap of the prominent Irish rock guitarist pic.twitter.com/1ojqbl9giA
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) May 24, 2023
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Irish people hiking pic.twitter.com/N0N0ozQnXk
— Killian Sundermann (@killersundymann) May 20, 2023
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They’re up to something pic.twitter.com/BUpHBw8nUE
— SJ (@sarahjanejpg) May 3, 2023
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Readers: So, we’d like a nice, fun article about Prince Louis pulling faces. Something light and frothy.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) May 7, 2023
The Guardian: pic.twitter.com/Hl9jWxhaMT
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👇 https://t.co/uCj3ZOuI2r pic.twitter.com/ovP34k8IeM
— Patrick Doran Ⓜ️ (@lunch_enjoyer) May 23, 2023
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just found a $8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000 couch on the sidewack
— Patrick Doran Ⓜ️ (@lunch_enjoyer) May 22, 2023
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Nobody:
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) May 17, 2023
Holly Willoughby: pic.twitter.com/PBaNkR5ZLC
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Were you outed on This Morning or were you outed BY This Morning pic.twitter.com/cectGoBpLP
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) May 20, 2023
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Holly posting her little statement, thanking Phil for his knowledge pic.twitter.com/FagcVG03Xf
— ⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) May 20, 2023
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