This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Aug 25, 2015Very British Things That Goldie Lookin Chain Have Sung AboutYou knows it's NSFW.by Rowanne WesthenryCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail The Great British Bake Off. View this video on YouTube youtube.com A load of people master-baking/Open that oven and ram that cake in. Take That. View this video on YouTube youtube.com It's not fair/And I really shouldn't care/But I feel like such a twat/Cos I really like Take That. "Your Mum" jokes. View this video on YouTube youtube.com It was purely accidental cos she got me really drunk/And she made me kiss her elephant trunk/You know why?/Your mother's got a penis. Andy Townsend. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Pass, shoot, it's a goal/Andy Townsend should be on the dole/Pass, dribble, turn and shoot/When you hear Andy Townsend everybody press mute. Poor quality hash. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Soap Bar's cheap/And so's my clothes/They've gotta be cos of all the fucking holes. Crap home towns. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Shirley Bassey/She's just like the Queen/Not from Newport/And probably never been. Crap towns down the road from your crap home town. View this video on YouTube youtube.com I went around the world/From L.A to Japan/I never found a place with parking quite like Cwmbran. Eastenders. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Murder and drugs and killing/You're supposed to watch this shit when you're chillin'. Novelty Christmas songs. View this video on YouTube youtube.com It's Christmas Day/The shops are shut/You'll find it difficult to get a haircut. Life on the dole. View this video on YouTube youtube.com She's seen me hanging out/She thinks I've got a job/But I couldn't even pay/For the lipgloss on her gob. Britain. View this video on YouTube youtube.com I love the weather but we can be bleak/They might empty my bins next week.