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Which Renaissance Artist Should You Hook Up With?

He's soooo popular, and he's a TOTAL hottie. Well, OK, he PAINTS and SCULPTS hotties, amirite?! And he's got that brooding/smouldering/exhausted thing going on. He was apprenticed from a young age to appreciate every curve on your body, and then chisel it into the finest Carrara marble. Maybe you'll get drunk together first and he'll shit talk da Vinci and Raphael. Scandalous!

Michelangelo

Ever hooked up with a genius? He's invented, like, EVERYTHING; he loves science and math, and he's an artist– this dude has it ALL. He may even fight Michelangelo for you, if that's what you're into.

Leonardo da Vinci

He's a little misunderstood at times, but that's kinda hot. This is the Botticelli who painted _The Birth of Venus_, for crying out loud. And his use of color?! Fugetaboutit! Seriously, what are you waiting for??

Botticelli

Ah, only the good die young...and this cutie's gonna be gone at 37! PLUS, he travels a lot, so you better make your move! Raphael is fres-COOL. It's just effortless for him. Even the Pope wants some of that. You should totally go for it!!

Raphael

This guy's a little intimidating at first, but he's SO awesome once you get to know him. He actually may reveal that he's looking to settle down, but if you're OK with that, he'll depict your love for each other in a meticulously-painted triptych.

Jan van Eyck

So serious! So German! So busy doing all those insanely-detailed engravings! But he can pencil you in! You should pay him a visit at his workshop– I heard him say he thought you were cute ;)

Albrecht Dürer

Ugh...totally swooning over here. Not sure if you've heard, but she's making history in her field, royalty loves her, and she's, like, EXTREMELY badass. Plus, she's so down-to-earth, AND she's friends with Michelangelo (WHAT!!). She's gonna outlive both her husbands, and probably you too, so make your move already!!

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