My heart goes out to this guy, it really does. He got the worst deal out of anyone in this horrid situation, and it really makes me wonder what, if anything, he did to deserve it. Like...a toilet? Really?! If you thought the Enchantress had it out for the Beast, what do you think Toilet Servant did to piss her off?

I know what you're thinking: I'm confusing Beauty and the Beast with Aladdin, which features a magic carpet, but no, you're mistaken. This is the "enchanted rug," and the soul of a human servant is trapped inside, forced to be trampled upon by other anthropomorphic household items, the odd human, and Beast alike, until the spell is broken. This dude can't even fly around like Aladdin's carpet, either. But it's hard for the other servants to feel bad for him, because he's CONSTANTLY complaining. Like, he just doesn't stop. He'll probably quit the second he gets a chance.

You're just a thimble. You're trapped inside a big, closed sewing box with enchanted needles and thread. It's pitch black. None of you know where you are, or why you're there. You tell stories to pass the time. It's very boring.

Whoa, didn't expect this, did you? You are the literal enchanted castle, and let me tell you something, living as a castle has been the best freakin' decade of your LIFE. You're so tall, so powerful, so steadfast. You wake up to the birds greeting you on your eaves; you feel the fresh air flitting around your spires, and, most importantly, you always know the latest juicy goss. Yep, this the life. Here's to hoping this dumb spell is never broken!

What! You're a rose...no, wait...*THE* rose. Isn't that wild?! You're, like, one of the main characters of this magical tale. But you're a tragic character, because you keep losing all your petals, which means you're slowly dying...and maybe losing your appendages too? I just hope you make it out of this, but if not, thank you for all you've done. Also, thanks for all that product placement in The Bachelor.

You're a rose, but not the important one– okay wait, I didn't mean it that way...I'm sorry...please stop crying. You are important. You're a beautiful rose and you grow in the rose bush outside. Please don't think you're any less important than that rose up there in the tower inside that glass case, dropping petals everywhere. I mean, no one knows why you were transformed from human to rose, but at least if the spell is broken, you'll make it in one piece, unlike that other guy.