7 Types Of Kisses You've Had In Your Life

Let's swap spit.

The Lil' Peck

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Just a quick lil' peck! So cute! So sweet! So refreshing!

The Full-Face Attack

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When your mouths are both opened as wide as they can possibly go and fitted into each other's like suction cups, like you're trying to give each other simultaneous mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

The First French Kiss

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You know what I'm talking about. That awkward kiss where you don't really know what you're doing, so you just kind of open your mouth while the other person rubs their tongue all over your mouth and teeth, and spit ends up everywhere.

The Tongue Expedition

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This is your standard fully-shoving-your-tongue-in-the-other-person's-mouth kiss.

The Bite-'N'-Stretch

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In which you turn your partner's lips into a chew toy in between smooches.

The Closed-Mouth Only

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This series of quick kisses involves never opening your mouth. You just keep kissin' those pursed lips. Why? No one knows. Probably not even the initiator of this weird lip dance.

The Elderly Relative

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This is a kiss we all know too well. They want to kiss you on the lips; you want them to kiss you on the cheek. And so it goes.