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This very convenient getaway, including the fastest phone number change ever:
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This very special bird's Amazon order:
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This Hitler/Stalin fanfiction written by half of a class:
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This completely SFW art:
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This incident involving children who have been cast in a Shawshank Redemption sequel, sources say:
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This little-brother-who-is-totally-a-real-person's casual notes:
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This pizza order gone wrong:
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This sadistic "child":
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This therapist-mandated plane trip:
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This story which I can confirm because I was the EpiPen:
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This incredibly real Disneyland interaction:
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This guy who froze because he got too cold watching Ice Age 4:
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This worksheet that in no way was written with the non-dominant hand of an adult:
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This profound comeback from an infant:
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This epic Facebook burn:
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This very legitimate and epic showdown:
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This moment I'm sure was made into a movie one second after it happened:
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This grandpa who didn't know detergent was toxic and now he's dead, RIP:
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This solemn warning that you should never inject crushed-up Tic Tacs:
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This super-real cardiologist who got revenge on a patient by killing them:
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And this musical meet-cute:
