9 Sex Moves Any Sexist Guy Will Love To Try

    If she doesn't go for one of these pro tips, she's crazy!

    Andrea Hickey
    by Andrea Hickey

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. The "Romantic Gift"

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    Surprise her with a present! Give her a beautiful, brand-new women's razor, and tell her you'll wait considerately while she shaves off every hair on her body.

    2. The "Catcall"

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    Standing at opposite ends of the room from your partner, tell her she'd look prettier if she smiled, then whistle seductively.

    3. The "Manspread"

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    Sit on the edge of the bed, taking up as much space as possible. Read a book or concentrate hard on something on your phone, remaining completely unapproachable to your partner until they finally leave the room.

    4. The "Comedy Nerd"

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    Brush back her hair and lovingly whisper, "Women aren't funny." Works every time.

    5. The "Mansplain"

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    During the act, tell her she's actually doing it wrong.

    6. The "Internet Troll"

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    Set the mood by leaving her cute notes all over the bedroom calling her a "SJW" and a "feminist bitch" while the dulcet tones of "Your Body Is a Wonderland" play on repeat.

    7. The "Nice Guy"

    Stand outside the window of a woman who is friend-zoning you and tweet about how she never goes for the nice guys like you. Hot!

    8. The "Mansplain II"

    If you wanna get REALLY kinky: Give her an in-depth lesson about whiskey (films work too!) while you two are getting hot and heavy. Wow!

    Note: Advanced move, not for beginners!

    9. The "Interruption"

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    Loudly interrupt her moans of pleasure with your own!