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Summer: the season that's great in theory, but actually pretty awful once you're in the thick of it.
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Every time it rolls around, you think it'll be the best one of your life...
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...Until you remember the heat.
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Some people love the excruciating heat that summer brings, but those people are probably aliens.
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In the summer, you have to plan your entire existence around air conditioning.
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And you'll only go somewhere you know for a fact has AC or central air.
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When you absolutely must go outside, the sun finds a way to kill your spirit...
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...And ruin your entire outfit.
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If you want to be even remotely fashionable in the summer, you must suffer in silence.
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Let's just be honest: the level of sweat you experience daily in the summer is completely out of control.
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And forget sunbathing, unless you want to feel like you're inside a toaster oven.
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If you think the sun is only going to kiss your skin gracefully with its rays, you're sorely mistaken.
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Unless you never go outside, you'd better be ready for some awful tan lines and wicked sunburns, buddy.
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Because the sun just wants to ruin you.
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And that includes your eyes.
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And don't even try to get comfortable at night, because after the sun sets, the heat remains.
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But it's not all bad! If you want to be freezing in the middle of summer, all you have to do is hang out at an office building!
