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Please Do Me A Favor And Say Something Nice About My Friends

Will you PLEASE tell Gary that his head looks fine?! He won't listen to me.

I tried putting a few Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures inside Erwin's armhole because I thought it would make him feel better but now he's really pissed at me and I guess I deserve it. Mind helping out?

Ugh, I honestly feel so bad for Tina. Like, she used to tell such good stories and we went to the beach every weekend. She would play the ukulele.

Okay, so, Kent kind of did this to himself. Like, he dared another statue to cut off his arms and legs at a party and they did it and now he just lays here naked all day. You don't have to talk to him if you don't want to, seriously.

This is Darren. He doesn't believe me that he did NOT peak in high school! Like, oh my god, Darren, you're still so hot. If I wasn't married...well, I shouldn't finish that sentence, haha.

So...I know we've only ever met online, but...this is me. The sands of time, and also literal sand, have corroded my beauty. Make me feel BEAUTIFUL AGAIN.

Thank you for doing this for them, and for me too.

My friends feel a lot better.

I don't usually ask that much of you. Now I have to clean up your mess. Thanks a lot!

You didn't really help...

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Please Do Me A Favor And Say Something Nice About My Friends

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