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13 Opinions You'll Only Have If You're Addicted To Coffee

The coffee addict lifestyle is so real.

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1. There are some people who ~*magically*~ feel rested when they wake up, and there are others who have absolutely no idea what that feels like.

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2. And the only way that second group of people can survive the day is...(drumroll) COFFEE.

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3. As coffee addicts, we pump that miraculous elixir into our blood, pretending we're not still totally exhausted as it courses through our veins. We are, though. We are.

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4. And when the going gets tough, a true coffee addict will grab anything remotely coffeelike to fill that void.

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5. To be honest, if you took away the coffee from our life, we'd have almost NOTHING to look forward to.

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6. I mean, the peak moment of a coffee addict's morning — no, DAY — is when those first delicious sips hit your tongue, and the endorphins reassure you that you can, in fact, get through this stupid Tuesday.

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7. And that is why you love and respect the coffee, you cherish every sip, and you mourn its loss when there's no more of it.

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8. Once in a while, you may find yourself SO excited about coffee that you go overboard, and you end up having some...minor regrets.

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9. Other times, it's someone else who has made a mistake, and you wish you could arrest them for their serious crime.

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10. Even seeing someone prepare their coffee in a way you'd never dream of irrationally upsets you. You are a connoisseur. Who are they?! No one, that's who!

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11. As a card-holding member of the Coffee Addicts of America, your coffee preferences shall not be questioned.

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12. And because you love coffee so much, you'll take the side effects that come with it. Only a freakin' medical professional could keep you away from your true love.

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13. You're a hardened, world-wise coffee drinker, and you're proud of it.

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