1. The Disappearing Act
2. The Muppet Fur
3. The One-Hit Wonder
4. The Good Effort
5. The Quitter
6. The Old Friend
7. The Yeah, Right
8. The Widow
They're in your drawer right now.
The ankle socks that always slip down under your feet the second you start walking, but you keep trying to wear them because they're the best choice for sneakers.
Those super fuzzy socks that are extremely soft and comfortable, but you only wear them around the house because they're 0% stylish.
The socks that hit above the ankle and look pretty awkward if you're not wearing them under pants.
The ruffly, decorative, looked-so-damn-cute-online pair you fully intended to wear when you bought them, but so far have barely found any use for them at all.
The knee-high pair you spend all day pulling back up.
The pair you've stopped wearing because they have multiple rips at the heel and toe, but you refuse to throw them out because they used to be nice socks and buying new socks is such a hassle, and you keep your hopes up that someday they'll magically mend themselves.
The pair that are way too colorful to be practical most of the time.
And finally, that one sock just floating around in your sock drawer because you lost the other one in the laundry.