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Mess this up and you won't be getting any car action, if you know what I mean!

Vermassle das und du bekommst keine Action im Auto, wenn du weißt, was ich meine!

Du bist Jack – kannst du Rose so zeichnen wie die Mädchen in Frankreich? 

You're Jack — Can You Draw Rose Like One Of Your French Girls?

You're Jack From "Titanic" — Can You Draw Rose Like One Of Your French Girls?

You&#x27;re Jack — Can You Draw Rose Like One Of Your French Girls?

You and Rose enter the sitting room of her luxurious suite. She asks you to draw her wearing ONLY the Heart of the Ocean! YOWZA!! You gather your art supplies, and Rose gives you a dime to create your masterpiece. As a paying customer, she expects to get what she wants.
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The Start!

Rose drops her robe and poses on the couch. It's time to start drawing!
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Over on the bed – the couch!

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You get a good portion Rose's head done. Now you're going to have to move on to the, uh, adult portions!! "So serious," says Rose. You get flustered.

Draw Rose's head first

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You draw the outline, but then you start to wonder if this is the best method. Then again, getting a nice, gestural idea of the body's placement can be good. Let's see where this takes you.

Draw the entire outline of Rose's body first

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Hey, it could work, right? You're feeling spontaneous tonight.

Draw everything outside the outline

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As you fill in the details from the outline you made, you begin to wonder if you made a giant mistake by starting with an outline. _"This wasn't the time to get experimental, Jack!"_ you think. But now you have to finish what you started.

Fill in the outline

 ![Image](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/WI9SQvUCJ.png) 
"Sorry," says Rose. She relaxes into her pose and you draw loosely and elegantly with your piece of charcoal. It's almost as if beautiful, inspiring music is playing in the background. After a while you put your instrument down and look at the drawing – it's complete, and you're proud of it.

Tell Rose, "Just relax your face."

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You can't stop your nerves – now you're all anxious and your hand is shaking. You decide it might be best to draw the body really fast and then try to get the details afterward. But after a few minutes, what you see before you is a mess; a horrible horrible mess. How could you ever show this to Rose?

Try to draw everything else as fast as possible

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"What...is this?" asks Rose. "This doesn't look like your French girls at all. Were those other drawings even yours?" You try to explain to her that you got nervous, but it's no use. The moment's over. 

Just give it to Rose as-is

 ![Image](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/we86HqAKT.png) 
You frantically try to fill out some of the terrible, inhuman shapes you created. You erase some portions and cover them with a blanket that doesn't actually exist. The drawing is more detailed, but doesn't necessarily look better.

Try to fix it

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You begin signing your newest masterpiece. Usually, you sign in small cursive, but for a reason you don't understand, you begin to write a giant "J." The rest comes out looking like a little kid wrote it. How did you get this far and then mess up the signature?!

Sign it

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Rose looks at the drawing and gives you a smooch. "It's perfect!" she says. Then she puts it in Cal's safe. Whatever you're into, Rose!

Give it to Rose unsigned

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Your mind is spinning. You're out of control. You know you can't correct a bad drawing you did IN CHARCOAL, but you force yourself to try anyway. The drawing is getting worse by the second as you draw over lines. You're creating a monster. You're sweating.

 ![Image](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/S8sOn1_xa.png) 
Rose looks at the drawing. A whole minute passes before she says anything. "It's...uh...well, thank you, Jack." She hates it!

Give it to Rose as-is

 ![Image](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/SWka1LCdg.png) 
"Jack, this is beautiful! And your signature, it's so...interesting," says Rose. Dangit, Jack! You need to stop trying out new signatures! Maybe you can erase it..._oh_. She just put it in Cal's safe. Alright then.

Give it to Rose

 ![Image](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/WyjqV2Z0v.png) 
Hey, not too bad! It could be better, for sure, but the drawing isn't horrible, and hopefully Rose will like it.

 ![Image](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/GN--yUQ-c.png) 
You do a nice, formal signature on the drawing. Now it's done. Your stomach is churning.

 ![Image](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/F2vCDzuct.png) 
Yes, this was the best course of action. Rose looks down for a moment, and in that time, with a quick slight of hand, you move to a clean sheet of paper and begin drawing version 2.0. Maybe she thinks your drawings take especially long. You try to focus this time, and boy, does it ever pay off.

Throw it away and start again

 ![Image](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/WoB-YuMe-.png) 
You stop your hand from frantically moving around the page for a second to look at your two-dimensional Frankenstein. What can you possibly do now? Then the idea comes to you: Rose...Rose...just draw some roses in there! It'll be, like, symbolic! You'll explain it all afterward. You're really good at talking your way out of weird situations.

Put a rose in the drawing

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Rose examines the drawing with a stern eye. You have no idea what she's thinking. Then she looks at you. "Jack, this drawing looks NOTHING like your French girls," she begins. Oh no, here we go. "But it's so...different; so unique! It reminds me of that artist...what's his name...something Picasso! Very abstract." PHEW! Maybe you've found a new style.

 ![Image](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/Z4fj5KXF7.png) 
Rose looks at the drawing, biting her lip as if she's trying to keep her mouth shut. Then she says, "Ah, very nice! Thank you, Jack." That's all she says. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? You totally messed up, didn't you? The pressure was too much. You've never drawn a woman you've been IN LOVE WITH before and now that you have, it's come out so...mediocre.

DO NOT EDIT - DRAFT IN TRANSLATION: You're Jack — Can You Draw Rose Like One Of Your French Girls?

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